Prude Catholic

I basically just judge secular music with lyrics that celebrate sexual sin. #GoToMass

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"Take Me To Church": Not actually about going to church. Deceitful and dirty. -3/10. #GoToMass

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"Bon Appétit": The only meal I'm hungry for is the Bread of Life - the Eucharist. Repent of your unchaste decisions. 0/10. Please, #GoToMass

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"Thnks fr the Mmrs": Just wanted to share this great song. Say a prayer and let the good times roll. 10/10. #GoToMass

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Of course you are. You have nothing better to do except Mass, honey bun. #GoToMass https://t.co/TMHSJKZ3vn

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"That's What I Like": Strawberry champagne but not the Blood of Christ? 5/10. #GoToMass

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You're Welcome": Pride is a sin, so is idolatry. 2/10. #GoToMass

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@saadoescatholic The only thing your tongue should be used for is to receive the Eucharist. Await HIS return. #GoToMass

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"Fireflies": Wholesome song. Uplifting and peppy beat. Now it's a meme too so that's a bonus. 10/10. Still, #GoToMass

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"My P*ssy": MY GIRL TALK ABOUT YOUR CONVERSION STORY INSTEAD -300/10 #GoToMass #PLEASE

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"Let it Go": 'No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!'? Actrually, you are now bound by the chains of sin. 4/10 #GoToMass

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"Toxic": Obvious struggle with unbridled lust, where is her spiritual director? 3/10 #GoToMass

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"Margaritaville": Drinking is not a sin but drunkenness is, 5/10 #GoToMass

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“Pokémon Indigo League Theme Song”: Excellent example of friendship and vocation discernment and all in a catchy tune, 12/10 #GoToMassStill

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"Go Make a Difference": Go make a difference by eliminating this song out of existence. -13/10. #GoToMass

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"Material Girl": Lives in a material world and not in Christ Risen. 4/10. #GoToMass

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@emeralddodge You wish you were me, sinna-bon. #GoToMass

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"Gather Us In": This song is as lame as the people it's gathering. Even Hillsong can't redeem this piece of crap. -666/10. #GoToMass

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@CaptainVatican "Heathens": All your friends are heathens because you're one too. 4/10. #GoToMass

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"Thinking Out Loud": You're just loving her until she's 70? That's grounds for an annulment. Nice dance song though. 5/10. #GoToMass

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"Lovin', Touching', Squeezin'": Married? Cohabitating? Also adultery? Get help, for the love of God. -1/10. #GoToMass

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"We Can't Stop": Yes you can, t's called free will. 1/10. #GoToMass