♔Angel 🇪🇺👊❤️

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

Stay forever young with H. Dumpty mobility scooters.

[Arashi リック 🌪️ 🌊🗝️🫒 @ArashiRikku]

No, thank you. 🙏🏻

Your shirt tastes like Palestinian genocide.🔴🇵🇸💔🥀🍂

[Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush🥀🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩 @OwenPaintbrush]

Andy Burnham reassures arms manufacturers that their profits will take priority over feeding hungry children by appointing serial warmonger John Healey as Chancellor.

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

What do the World Cup and Second World War have in common?

When it finished, the losers flew to Argentina.

I know I should be better than this but on reflection I’m not.

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

This Native American boy is crying because his mother has been arrested by ICE.

"There is nobody more American than American Indians! We are America, how can you possibly target Native Americans? It's legally impossible!"

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

PepsiCo, the parent company of Doritos, lost over $1 billion after raising the price of a bag of Doritos to $6-$7. People stopped buying them. They later lowered the price to recover some of the lost revenue, but sales are still down.

I love that for them.

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Seth Rogen reveals Hollywood studios will no longer approve movies based on script and director alone.

​"When we made Superbad, they bought our script, hired a director, said it would have a $20 million budget, and it would start shooting in April. That would never happen today in 100 million years."

​"No studio would just buy a script, give it a release date, cast it, and then make it."

​"Now, everything has to be in place before they will decide whether or not they're making it. Who's the director? Who are the actors? Are they famous enough? Do they have big enough names? If not, we gotta get different ones, or else we won't make it."

​"Amy Pascal was willing to just say, 'Make this movie. You'll put the funniest people in it, that will make the best version of the movie, and the best version of this movie is what will make us the most money.' That is not said anymore, really, in Hollywood."

[Binface Fan Community @BinfaceFanComm]

I've accepted the role of Deputy PM on one condition: Nigel Farage has to spend at least five consecutive days in Clacton.

Vote Binface for Clacton 🗑

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

The work

[The translator @sajadTranslator]

رودري من كثر ما متواضع يقول لـ ايتانا اتمنى ان أصل للذي وصلتي اليه .. 😂😂😂

ملاحظة :
ايتانا من افضل لعيبة النساء واسبانيا تاريخياً واعتقد أن لم تخني الذاكرة عدها 3 بالندوور .. بس رودري متواضع زيادة عن اللزوم ولله ❤️

[Joshi Herrmann @joshi]

Wow. Burnham invited Sacha Lord to No10, the guy who:

1) snaffled £400k of taxpayers' money for his company by lying about what it did
2) was forced to resign as Burnham's advisor when @ManchesterMill exposed it
3) hasn't repaid the money because the company somehow went bust

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

john healey - a man who resigned as defence secretary in a tantrum because he wasn’t allowed more money for bombs - being made chancellor is a huge red flag from burnham.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I setup a lemonade stand to teach my daughter about capitalism.

At the end of the day she made $54.

I charged her $20 to use my lawn and rent my table, and $12 in supplies. Then I took my cut of $20.

"But daddy, that means I didn't make any money today"

I explained that since I am the investor who took the biggest risk, I’m entitled to the most money.

[The Finance Guy @OneFinanceGuy]

Oh, look. George Cottrell's PA Katarina Djurovic deleted her CV from Bayt after the whole thing blew up on @thetimes.
Luckily for authorities worldwide we kept it safe.
https://t.co/NxG23SLBa9

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

"All of my victims"... what? Freudian Slip much?

This is the same Howard Lutnick that was also pictured on Epstein Island, was neighbors with Epstein, lied about his relationship with Epstein, was a former Hillary Clinton donor, and is now in Trump's cabinent.

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Yamal: Mom I’m going to the World Cup
Mom: Take your brother with you

Them at the World Cup:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Thank you for your service Rihanna

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Spanish officials say they’ll release unredacted photos of the World Cup trophy celebration with Donald Trump in them as soon as Trump releases the unredacted Epstein Files.

[Mohammed @moh19si_]

الكل يصافح ملك اسبانيا برسمية

الا لامين يامال يعتبر الملك زميل 🤣🤣

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Spain goalkeeper the whole game