Patrick Sandhaas

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@TheBoz2303 @scrit_ This guy gets it

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

Saw the parents’ retirement savings by accident today and I think if I kill them I might be able to put a down payment on the pirate ship

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@BumbusChumbus You read my mind

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@AidanMeehan5 @laneylulu424 What’s up Aidan

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@BumbusChumbus They had that at mine too and the manager came in and was like we can skip this if nobody’s in the bathroom or anything and then like 10 people got up and went to the bathroom

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

The ghost of Kyiv was fake ☹️

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@BumbusChumbus Update he now has a maiden

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

This eldin ring dude just told my boy he’s maidenless 😔

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

I had a dream about Brian Manolakes

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

I think I will start tweeting occasionally

[old @aggagobabab]

this new goblin emoji being added is the only time ive been excited to update ios

[Patrick Sandhaas @PSandhaas]

@BumbusChumbus You can say that again

[old @aggagobabab]

I am so sick of logging onto twitter and seeing tweets by this bumbus chumbus fellow. I am taking a stand

[Jordan @BumbusChumbus]

@JoeBiden

[Jordan @BumbusChumbus]

Dog is ballin???