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You buy me a pizza and we get married!

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Ab derivatives ko bhi monday blues hoga😂

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@nishiijain Tu yaha kya kar rahi hai! Chal padhne beth!

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Gappe marne ke paise milre hain!

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A few days back my grandfather gave me 4-5 notes of ₹500. Ofc I had to formally say no no no! And then the moment of truth!! He forgot these notes in his pants while putting it in the laundry and asked me to bring new ones coz m toh bank m note hi ginti hu

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When I say I work in ICICI Bank…. Everyone thinks ki m bas note ginti hu!
Especially my mom.

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Amazed to see my colleagues wondering about what to gift their wives on karwa chauth.
Legit… coming to me for gifting advice🤣

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Yr itne abbreviation!!! Bc pura bol lo na! Har baar dumb feel karane ki kya zarurat h!
PPOP,MIB,SES,SOC…. Lauda lasan

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I’m in my ‘ I don’t know how but I will’ era.

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Pure office ki chugliyaan ho gayi hai! Ab kaam start karti hu.

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Came to office after a week and realised that I really made some good connections here. And that these people genuinely care about me and also missed me coz enjoy talking to me.
All in all I can say that cute toh hun mein💁🏻‍♀️

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Upar ke loose hain screws!

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Corporate genz gyan!

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Dyson airwrap… kyuki bhai pe bht paisa hai!

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Vo behti naadi sa tha
Ruka hua hun mein
Vo mukammal sa tha
Tutta hua hun mein
Uske aage mera koi vajud hi nahi hai, khazane sa hai vo
Loota hua hun m.

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Rozana main sochun yahi
Ke jee lungi main be-saans bhi
Aise tu mujhe milta rahe agar
Rozana, rozana..

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Mitti jaise sapne ye kitna bhi palko se jhaado....
Phir aa jaate hain

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Koi momos khilado!

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Food is my love language.

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@i_tookanap Tere acche ni aare... Toh bolke khudko dilasa mat de😂

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@Tinder_India I made chai for you, Ye hint nahi toh kya hai..