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http://t.co/Fs5TupWiqr Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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http://t.co/DTdsM1PLkA Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/o2UTDURHHu How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/hHQpg4VvKx Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/GXusWTTFkH

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http://t.co/7iA14HqDVs It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/QvbUKTOChj Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/nwaUkxzlKo

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http://t.co/IM8cPbrauB Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/c54ftCTv9Y Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/aoFBndOwJ7

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http://t.co/D8xtARs2xq Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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http://t.co/xbuONmYIrR Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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http://t.co/upKB5QHl Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin.

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It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside. http://t.co/e3ohVwej

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I do all the wrong things the right way. http://t.co/jv3M9MjZ

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A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars. http://t.co/a6ChUxDI

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2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life. http://t.co/ZjCZlSpf

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"There" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes http://t.co/nyc0UzPq

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It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons. http://t.co/DpgDmHyx