Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none)

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

How many times have people said “Please” to #ChatGPT?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

I’m colorblind because my parents couldn’t afford a subscription to Perception+

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

I better get moving! The people I’m trying to impress are starting to die!

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Voice message me on your way home

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Pronouncing things correctly really isn’t my forte

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

I’m too jaded to be corrupted #MyXAnniversary

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Why do I feel like Beat Saber is the millennial Peloton?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Y’all know you can ask your friends interesting questions without starting a podcast, right?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

@historyinmemes @DennysDiner

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

“I can no longer conceive a child…” = a total bummer; kills the vibe. ❌🍼👶

“I have started menopause.” = sounds like you’ve got a vaginal flu 🐈🤧😳

“Guess who had their last period?” = cheers and celebrations! 🚫🇯🇵🎉

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

He seems like a reasonable guy…

#FamousLastWords

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

After you die, you spawn on the other team.

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Why is every #indiegame trying to sell me #plushies now? Did we invent a new machine to make them faster and cheaper? #Technology really is amazing! #OopsChildLabor?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

When are we going to rename RAPEseed?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

My neighbor told me to support WAP. White, American, Patriots

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Your missing sock is probably waaaaaay in the back of the refrigerator.

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Google Maps should maybe ask me a few questions about my fitness before telling me how quickly I can reach my destination by walking

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

I’m going to start telling people that I’m the one who started some conspiracy theories. Would THAT part be too unbelievable?

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Them: I think you’re more funny than you are depressed because you’re hella funny

Me: you clearly don’t know me very well

#Depression #Comedy

[Cake with Anxiety 🎂😰 (nay/none) @PsiHightower]

Anyone else feel judged using an umbrella when it’s raining only a little bit? I imagine them thinking, “psh, fukkin’ #TryHard”

#NoRain #NoPain