KatieE

Beer. Geeks. Metal. Packers. Not necessarily in that order. She/her.

[KatieE @Pskyho]

I'd avoid all the brownies in @LidlGB Westbury today, a kid was loving running their fingers all over them to choose the one it wanted. Yum.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Person: “ew you let your cat walk on your counter?”

Me: “I would let him walk on your corpse.”

[Thornbridge Brewery @thornbridge]

🚨 LONDON, WE’RE COMING! 🚨

We’re thrilled to announce The Wild Swan, a brand new Thornbridge & Co pub is opening in London later this year! 🍻🦢

Follow @WildSwanLondon for all the latest updates, behind-the-scenes sneak peeks, and the official opening date.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

We've come a long way from Hilary Clinton's emails...
A truly unbelievable breach of security from Trump's coterie of clowns
https://t.co/FH0T5QUSfn

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@ravenscimaven I'm sorry for your pain, but thank you for brightening my morning with it. Hope you feel better soon!

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Nope. Reckon it's Andrea Corr now.

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Snail = Shania Twain #MaskedSingerUK

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

This is what jealousy looks like.. 😅

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@StaggeringBeer

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Hi @asda you weren't answering the phone this afternoon and I've had no reply from @AsdaServiceTeam - I'd appreciate a DM back?

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@StarbucksUK No, it's ok, it might have just been a simple mistake. 🙂

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Not sure if this is a @StarbucksUK scam or just a crap barista... Asked for a tall, she put it through as a grande, and when I pointed it out she suddenly turned really unfriendly.

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@LambicQueen @SuttonArms PIEROGI!!!!!!!

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@David16476813 @NianticHelp @johnhanke @pkeslin @NianticLabs @PokemonGOHubNet @PokemonGoApp Actually they were really helpful and solved my problem. Chat bot in game sucks, help here is lovely!

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Please can you help me @NianticHelp - I've raised 2 tickets about a raid issue and your chat bot keeps saying there isn't a problem. There is!

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@PapaJohnsUK I already talked to your customer service rep. They offered apologies and the useless free voucher I mentioned. No point in a DM, I just want to let vegetarians know what to expect if they order from you.

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Hey vegetarians! Here's a fun game you can play! Order some @PapaJohnsUK jalapeno poppers and play russian roulette to see which ones are actually breaded chicken. And if you complain, you get a crappy voucher for another side, so you can play the game all over again!

[KatieE @Pskyho]

@burritocover What's your handle there?

[KatieE @Pskyho]

Among the many things that annoys me about Twitter, one of the biggest is that I couldn't use my own name. But I can over on BlueSky! https://t.co/ChFnywxuba

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.