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Galavanting across the sky like a coked up Valkyrie. Fuelled by AvGas & Hatred. Probably a Parody

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@SarahLaverty1 @miss_vic81 Not a chance I’d be in your living room, state of the place! I’d need top-ups on all my vaccinations and a months worth of penicillin

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@beautioushawn Don’t lump me in with those pricks!

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@Coifsh Fuck you right back! I’ve a job to do, hope I didn’t interrupt your fuckin’ Netflix marathon whilst carrying out security detail, that’d be a real bloody shame.
PS: know anyone who’s sellin’ green? I had to nick my usual guy last week... very disappointing

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@LauraSBel Listen, if you close your curtains and stopped sleeping in the nip, I’d stop hovering overhead.... #TopTip

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@BIGCHEL Your kids were probably already awake listening to the sounds of their ma makin’ a few coins on her back - I see fuckin’ everything from up here - so wise up

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@Stein_67 “Acting the wag” - how about “doing its job” you fuckin’ wab! Away on and lick a window, I’m trying to earn a living up here - what’s your story?

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@MaryDram Why does everyone have such a fukkin downer about when I show up - I’m where the party is!

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@PloughAndStars2 Oh I wasn’t there for any reason other than a nosy

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@Cornerboyle76 “Erasure” it was fukken Celine Dion and you know it, y’can’t kid a kidder.

Also, your zip was down.

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@ArseBiscuits1 @psni Because I dropped my stash box - and if I don’t find it, I’ll never get to sleep

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@Sammy06577905 Fuck me youse looked like dickheads from 2000ft, at 3m high, I can’t even imagine what you ugly fucks would look like. Nightmares! I’m away for a swall to forget about that image

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@RepublicanSF Aye, well if cunts would stop being cunts, I’d have my feet up. Stop trying to do me out of a job, yis don’t see me touting on you to the dole office, do yi?

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@Kscott_94 @BelTel I followed them home - Waited til they left, landed, went inside, shagged both of their mothers, and wrote “you burn cars, I fuck your ma” on the grass outside in AvGas.

Fuckin great night!

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@Kate2373 I was pissing out the window on them. 10/10 night - have to do it again

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@nornirishfella @eastside2020 I sold him the footage in exchange for half oz of toot

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@shxtfxce Call me big again, wee girl, I love it 😏

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@belfastcolin I hope they are - I’ve been collecting everyone’s shits back at the station - next fucker sparking a car, I’m dropping the bucket on him

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@70elfy @PSNIAirSupport Got any Molly? I’ve had a cunt of a week

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Definitely feeling all calm...
Nothing at all to worry about....

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@mrssbarnard @vodkarebtools @themrmatthew @james_c_ashe Aye, well you snore so fukken loudly that palace barracks can hear YOU in YOUR sleep.