Patrick Quigley

Playwright and comedian.ESL Teacher

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@ThisIsKyleR Can't wait I will put it on the shelf right next to my blood-stained copy O.J.'s If I did it.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Oh good! We were running out of toilet paper.

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@Imburning3 @drewwest_press @Mediaite No, the fact that you said "watch" 1984, instead of "read"1984 explains everything.

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@hollyhock290 @RepMattGaetz Oh, how could I Venmo another when I saw her standin' there?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/W5W7EQHAkw

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @HerschelWalker https://t.co/1msHehW4oT

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@3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Real legends tend not to have to sing their own praises. As a legendary high school league improv coach, I am well aware of the dangers of hubris.

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@medicalmark11 @Sol4Plumbing @JohnCleese Make you a deal you give us Prince Pedo and we'll give you Manslaughter Mary.

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@JohnCleese https://t.co/MBMYmaP69Y

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS https://t.co/MBMYmaP69Y

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@EricTrump @TrumpTurnberry https://t.co/caAb5Q4KT3

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Children From The US And Mexico Play Together On These Seesaws Built On The Border Wall In Defiance Of Trump https://t.co/AL3yDfv9dh via @boredpanda

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@realDonaldTrump Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.

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@realDonaldTrump You might want to read the angry letter that Muller sent to your respected A.G., which in this case means Analingus Giver, Barr. Since we know you don't read, I'll summarize, "You're fu@ked." Congress is coming. #ImpeachDonaldTrump

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@RudyGiuliani John Ja-ames Jinglheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too. Whenever we go out, Rudy starts to shout. There goes Don Bacon Dingleheimer Sprizt. LaLaLanannaanana.

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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/u42RjLtCLZ

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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/tJ4oCtUYl9

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