Penn St Party Tutor

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Turn down for bed

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I need an IV of coffee today.

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Thank you, Professor, for giving me a Friday deadline for my homework. I didn't want to go out anyway.

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Sometimes all you need is $100,000

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The only thing i've learned so far this semester is how to be poor

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I think my bank account is crying

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Snapchat is a drunk persons worst nightmare

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The more I remember about last night, the more I think I should be locked in my house and never let out.

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I'll take pizza over a Spring Break body any day of the week

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If you're still hungover Sunday night then you know you did the weekend right

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This campus just reeks of hangover.

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I'll take a McAnything when I'm drunk

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If you're studying but don't complain about studying, did you really study?

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I know very well that I need to go to my class today, but I just can't bring myself to put pants on.

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My hidden talent is letting my homework & obligations pile up until the last minute so I can crack under pressure & have a mental breakdown

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Hungover every other day and I'm drunk in between

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If only I had a wallet for every time I left my wallet in a cab

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May your weekend be blessed with bruises you can't explain

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My grades aren't that bad for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes

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Sniffing half-full water bottles before you drink from them, just in case...