>extremely xenophobic
>weather sucks
>no natrual beauty
>cities are basically landfills
>terf island
>brexit
>only pastime is drinking yourself into a stupor or watching the footy™
>protestant so no traditions
the uk is the devils passion project to see whats the limit of misery
NONE of the FATUI HARBINGERS are good people.
capitano is DEAD
dottore is GAY and CRAZY
columbina is a BOTTOM
arlecchino is a LEO
sandrone is SHORT
tartaglia is GINGER
scaramouche is a TWINK
pantalone FUCKS EVIL SCIENTISTS
pulchinella
la signora is BISEXUAL