I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
@CamdenPT@mrbrianlogan Hey Brian! I would like to connect with you re: my show at Ed Fringe... I've tried a few email addresses but no such luck. Could we connect?
@MarkLudmon@edfringe Come see my show 17:25 15-27th Underbelly Absurd, surreal, physical storytelling from Lecoq and Gaulier physical theatre/ clowning 💯🔥🦊
Thank you @RosieBTheatre ! 🌸 🦊 OUROBOROS: what a whirlwind of surprising discoveries that was!!! 😂 Flip the script, find the flop, embrace the process! #comedy#laughter#clown#comedian … eeeekkk 14 DAYS UNTIL @FollowTheCow 15-27th 17:25!!! 🐮🦄💖🥳🎉🦩
@NB_MorningMist@edfringe@FringeReview Hey Kate! Would love you to see / review my show, female emerging writer/ performer 🙏🏼💪🏼💯
Please see details
https://t.co/mYF6tyGwdo
URGENT 🚨 I need a theatre tech/ operator for my @edfringe warm up
show at The Rosemary Branch, next Thursday 27th available from 4pm-8pm PAID lighting & sound please! @RusseLucas