@Sonderisfon Staying skinny. When you’re single you got to the fridge and it’s the same thing so you just go to bed. When you’re married you go to bed and it’s the same thing, so you go to the fridge.
They shut down the Legislative Branch of the United States of America because I was outmaneuvering the Speaker to expose a global sex trafficking ring and impeach a rogue cabinet secretary.
It was the only way they could stop me.
Alcohol might be the greatest scam ever sold. You pay for something that tastes awful, lowers your standards, clouds your judgment, damages your body, and leaves you feeling worse the next day. Somehow that’s called fun.