Josh Harrison

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[Josh Harrison @PsychoJosh_]

Happy birthday @Pamaj !! Say goodbye to those teen years 😂

[Josh Harrison @PsychoJosh_]

If you ignore me and then I ignore you afterwards, don't go on like you did nothing wrong

[Josh Harrison @PsychoJosh_]

Walk in the party, sporting Armani
Half of the crowd's all snorting my Charlie

[Josh Harrison @PsychoJosh_]

#storytime with Josh ✔

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I'm such a bad person 😂

[Josh Harrison @PsychoJosh_]

And genuinely thought she would take it as compliment

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"I've seen worse"

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In which I replied ...

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And she said "do I look okay"

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I laughed

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She then looked up to me and awkwardly laughed

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And said "omg, I need your help!! I've met this cute guy and I have no protection!!"

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But back to the point she just rang her friend

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(Probs because she looks like a bubble)

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But she's v bubbly

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and she keeps saying things like " I look so ugly when I talk"

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And he's feeling soooo awkward

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I'm picturing her profile like all really close face selfies

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And I feel like she's bigger than he expected

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And there's a guy and a girl who've just sat down (clearly a tinder date)