Cheryl Robert-Jones

Loves her hubby, two miracles, and God 🙏🏻President of the PTO of Provincetown Elementary ❤️Cooking is Love Made Visible❤️
Proverbs 31:25

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

My son brought home a girl for the first time today. I made eye contact with her the entire time to make sure she knew.
He’s always gonna be my son.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Is there a tinder to find other mom friends to drink sangria and play scrabble with. Asking for friend

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

I need lip fillers but for my son’s attitude

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Susan. Your “cute” eggs in a nest Rice Krispie treats you brought to Sunday school this morning, really distracted from the true meaning of Easter.
I can finally drink wine after I gave it up for lent.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Hi Janet.
The quiche you brought for our monthly Books and Brunch book club was underwhelming and honestly I’m disappointed.

I guess I know how your husband feels.

Much love ❤️

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

We have to talk about your super bowl party last Sunday, Susan.

You ran out of pigs in a blanket 30 minutes in, you didn’t have queso, and your wine selection was subpar at best.

Even having a chocolate fountain does not make up for this level of mediocrity.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Hi Janet. Your son disrespected me today in the carpool by taking the lords name in vain.
Maybe it’s because he didn’t have a true father figure in his life.

I’m asking you to get remarried as soon as possible to avoid this mistake again.

Hugs and Kisses
Cheryl

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

It was take your daughter to work day today.
They thought we were sisters, how flattering.
I don’t look a day over 7 💁🏼‍♀️

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

It’s wine o’clock somewhere

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Helen. You, Janet, Linda, and I all split piece of carrot cake. Which is 4 pieces Helen.
Tell me why you took part of my piece of cake?
Maybe those extra calories could be put towards saving your marriage.

XOXO
Gossip Mom

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Um Janet, just out here tweeting about how not upset I am that I wasn’t invited to your annual “NYE Glitter Extravaganza”
I’m also not upset that your son is no longer on the little league baseball team.

Nothing personal
XOXO

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Janet your coffee isn’t authentic Italian espresso you made it with your Keurig.
You’re not cultured Janet you’re from Connecticut.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Hey Jackie I just want to let you know your double chocolate cookies are as dried up as your marriage.
Much love xoxo

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Janet just because your son is on the honor roll doesn’t mean you can down a bottle of wine in 5 minutes as a “celebration”. It means you’re an alcoholic.
He didn’t get into Harvard Janet he���s in the 7th grade.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Listen Kathy, just because your husband is cheating on you, does not mean you can take out on my son’s little league team. You crying in the car pool on the way to practice makes him uncomfortable and frankly it’s sad.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Happy Thanksgiving all! Blessed to have God and boxed wine 🙏🏻
#itdoesnthavecaloriesifitsinawineglass

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Hi Janet, it’s me Cheryl. Just letting you know that your husband giving out toothbrushes at Halloween is unacceptable.
Just because he’s sleeping with a 25 year old dental assistant doesn’t mean he has to flaunt it in front of my children.
Much love ❤️

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Oops, sorry for the grammar slip up. Tweeting is hard when you accidentally switch your coffee creamer with wine hahah. #its5oclocksomewhere https://t.co/lS6hT8SRVL

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Okay Janet you had one job.
All you had to do was get gold confetti for our homemade snow globes for our next craft night. But what did you get Janet?
Rose gold confetti.
Your continuous slip-ups are devastatingly embarrassing.
We will have to demote to paper plate provider.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Okay Janet you had one job.
All you had to do was get gold confetti for our homemade snow globes for our next craft night. But what did you get Janet?
Rose gold confetti.
Your continuous slip-ups are devastatingly embarrassing.
We will have to demote to paper plate provider.

[Cheryl Robert-Jones @PTOMother]

Susan, your performance at the annual PTO Holiday Craft Bazaar was underwhelming at best. Your snowmen made out of marshmallows were unoriginal and I’m pretty sure it’s the reason your marriage is falling apart.