Patrick Masterson

Marketer. #RVA transplant to the Bay Area. Bike commuter. Scuba practitioner. Slow triathlete. Goat.

[BradyToThe49ersLFG @BradyToThe49ers]

Don Draper pitches Brady to the 49ers

[Wolfenoot @realwolfenoot]

HAPPY WOLFENOOT!

We hope today is filled with animals, love, kindness, extra treats and cuddles, and snoot boops!

#wolfenoot2021 #wolfenoot

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Traditions.

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

An all-new iOS app from @evernote 🚨
https://t.co/kVNkZZ4od1

[Evernote @evernote]

🎉 The new Evernote for iOS is finally here! 🎉
Get it now ➡️ https://t.co/Ohb6Zzgdl1 #everbetterevernote

[Christopher Adams @Christopher_A]

Happy Saint @PtrckMstrsn Day!

[Evernote @evernote]

⚠️ Cue
🧠 Craving
🔄 Response
🏆 Reward

You can’t break a habit; you can only replace it. https://t.co/UxCOoNl3rh

[Annabel Park 🇺🇦 @annabelpark]

#PeteButtigieg precinct captain in rural Iowa responds to a caucus-goer flipping out upon learning that he has a same-sex partner. It’s a masterclass in patience, persistence, and love. Bravo @nikkiheever #IowaCaucuses #cresco #howardcountyiowa

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

21 STRAIGHT MAKES. Steph is locked in for Game 3 💧

(via @NBA)

[Yahoo Sports Canada @YahooCASports]

Barack Obama got a standing ovation and MVP chants lol

[Patrick Masterson @PtrckMstrsn]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many notes is a behind the scenes video worth?

[Evernote @evernote]

Instead of telling you what we’re working on, why don’t we just show you? https://t.co/RHOCo5pXXJ

[Sam Smith @SamSmithHoops]

James Harden complaining he was fouled in the Kentucky Derby

[Patrick Masterson @PtrckMstrsn]

Just crossed 2500 notes in my personal Evernote account going back to 2010. #EvernoteStats

[Grant Liffmann @GrantLiffmann]

This is awesome. @KDTrey5 surprised these kids with pizza after meeting their dad in the elevator.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

PARENTS: know what foods your kids are texting about

🔥↗️👖- hot pockets

🍕➰ - pizza rolls

✅✅🔀 - chex mix

🌳↙️🍺 - root beer

☎️🌸 - cauliflower

📊🔪 - charcuterie

🔒🔒 - lox

🐟🏰🎲 - tuna casserole

🏂🥣🍽 - radishes

🥞↖️🥃 - butterscotch

🔑 🤫 - quiche

[Logan Murdock @loganmmurdock]

Looks like the Warriors paid a visit to President Barack Obama during their visit to Washington DC.

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Hey there everybody,

It's really easy to be hard on yourself this time of year.

If you're tempted to do that, I'd like you to know that I just spent 15 minutes trying, and failing, to find maple syrup in a grocery store. In Canada.

You're doing great. You are loved.

[Evernote @evernote]

Are you afraid of the dark? 😉 #HappyHalloween

[Patrick Masterson @PtrckMstrsn]

“A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots. —LORN AU ARCOS”
― Pierce Brown, Iron Gold

[Pierce Brown @Pierce_Brown]

Look what time of year it is again. Shall the Howlers win their 4th Goodreads Choice book of the year award with IRON GOLD? https://t.co/ndouh3wvdW