Pubert and Sons

Comedy is the specialty. At least, we think we're funny. Our mission is to bring little giggles to you. Enjoy!

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

#motivationquotes #motivateyourself https://t.co/uW4vkLlYLY

[Ryker The Baby @rykerthebaby]

I managed to leave my diaper on all night! No peepee on the bed today! If I can do that, you can do anything! 💯✔✅❗

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

She's very pretty! https://t.co/4zaHiEHChB

[Claire Bear @ClaireBearBoobz]

I really like this pic #SelfieExpert #boobs

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Hahaha https://t.co/EaVNzSckxj

[Ryker The Baby @rykerthebaby]

#TBT #ThrowbackThursday to when I gotted drunk on boobee milk

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

@donovanjmcnabb @DexterFowler @Cubs makes my day seeing that you're a cub fan! Go cubs!

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Shoe catch #shoecatch #shoes #shoesex #footballcatches https://t.co/EUTwV4F9Cu

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

6 second mystery #6secondmysteries #murder #MakingaMurderer https://t.co/2cIB3fZYe2

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Useless thought bubbles #unproductive #thoughtbubble #DONTGIVEAFUCK https://t.co/J0qaPQ5e5z

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Are you hungry? #snickers #snickerssatisfies #snickerscommercial #areyouhungry https://t.co/RHLL7K3By0

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

I wouldn't call it a super power but I have the ability to form an opinion and then keep it to myself.

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

I go to porn sites and write in the comment section, "Why are you doin this? Your father and I are so sad. Please come home!"

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Sometimes, I don't know how I'm going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

I'm so lonely I drive around town with a coffee cup glued to the roof of my car just so people will wave at me

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

It could be raining titties and and I'd get hit in the face with a dick

[Pubert and Sons @PubertandSons]

If you're feeling down about your love life, remember that salmon swim hundreds of miles upstream to jack-off on a pile of eggs and die