Noah Puckerman

I’m a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school and people think it’s cool.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@HereComesTina I'm sure people from WMHS are glad you're gone. No offense.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

#PuckTo1000Followers

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

So, weren't you finally happy that me and Quinn finally got a duet together? #JustGiveMeQuick

[Tina Cohen-Chang @HereComesTina]

Brown is amazing! Loving the people and thank God I am officially out of WMHS! #Goals

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

I love you, Quinn Fabray.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

Just heard New Directions lost Nationals. Of course they did. They would've won if I flashed my guns to the judges.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@TinaCohnChang Hahahahaha. Damn, I miss high school drama.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

Let's burn down Westboro Bapist Church all together. They're douches.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

Just because I nail a bunch of chicks, doesn't mean I hate gay people. Don't judge gay people till you actually get to know them.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

If you're homophobic, don't bother trying to talk to me. I don't fuck with homophobes.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

I gotta admit, Frozen has touched The Puckerone's heart. Whatever.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

The height difference, the laugh, the half-smile. Finn will forever be my best friend.

[Finn Hudson @DubiousFinn]

@Broadwayberry A star without its gold is like a Finn Hudson without a Rachel Berry.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

#WeWantTinaInNY

[Tina Cohen-Chang @TinaCohnChang]

Yes is true, Mike broke up with me because I wasn't asian enough.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@Broadwayberry Nobody cares.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

Watch out Air Force, The Sex Shark is coming after ya.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@Broadwayberry Is this a sex pass?

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@Broadwayberry I'm very happy for you, you know it. I'm glad you got the role. You deserved it more than anyone.

[Noah Puckerman @Puck_Puckerman]

@Broadwayberry Of course Berry got the part. She always gets what she wants.