Lord Beerus【ビルス】

He | Him.

🔞 NSFW 🔞

Parody/shitpost account

Everyone's FAVORITE purple cat!

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TABOO & MINORS DNI

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝𝐼-𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃; 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝐼'𝓂 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒…❞

❤️ & 🔁

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

He's sleepy.

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Huffs...

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Yawns.

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

"What else do you expect me to say?"

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

"WHOOPS?!"

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

"Whoops."

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Yeah sense you destroyed my current one

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

. . .

You mean you expected me to provide you with some kind of uniform?

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

....

Also ..my clothes..
Whats my attite

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Snnrk.

Sure; whatever you say.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Also i have a muscle guy compared to the lard being your brother

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

That's what I thought.

Feed me.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Eat your grapes your laziness

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

And your belly reminds me of Champa; what's your point?

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

You're so scrawny tho.

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Of course someone with your build would think that.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

You look malnourished

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Do I look like Champa to you?

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Pffh

PFFFH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Hey I don't take THAT many catnaps; shush—

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

You're asleep every other century ill be good

Now eat your grapes

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Ugh, fine. You're hired.

Nobody's thankful, there are no days off, and no one ever visits.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Say it

Say im hired

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Give grapes.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

I can leave -

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Of course you would.

[Tuffle King @TuffleOozaru]

Volunteers

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

If you're going to interrupt him while he's relaxing, then you'd better have QUITE a good reason for it...

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

He should have an attendant just to feed him grapes.

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

@PapaHakaishin Nyeh.

[Lord Beerus【ビルス】 @Pudding_Slut]

Huffs...