David Puddy

Grease monkey is a slur, and I love slurs. I also love Elaine Benes and 8 Balls.

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

All this talk about “what happened to our EBT” gave me an idea…why don’t they work on my farm for free food?! ICE took all my mexicans

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

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White suits, mint juleps, and big houses #November

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@ClinkscalesBBQ

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@ChadwickGworth I lost the plot years ago my man

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I sent this

[Jenny Talia @soxfraud]

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[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@MNormal97287 @Foodacriss @AlbertNigs Oh shucks

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@MNormal97287 @Foodacriss @AlbertNigs Foodacris would love Quincy, M.E. because it follows a medical examiner who inserts himself into homicide investigations and gets into car chases

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@soxfraud David Puddy

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@Wahlberg4Life @murphyplshomer March and December are the least feminine months

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@AinsleyNorris0 I have ADHD and OCD and a higher than average IQ

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@AinsleyNorris0 No I just know everything

I was tested when I was 12

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@AinsleyNorris0 The Stroke is about payola in 1970s/1980s radio and I once said this to a lawyer who worked for WME in the 80s and he was flabbergasted that I knew this piece of useless information

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@BreakfastBacon1 @Jaegermacster It is in the original post

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I am of the opinion that some squid on here got an internship at TJ Maxx and started the trend with a couple of his accounts

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

Take 2, the first one was an absolute dump in the hood I should’ve known better

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@ManzielBagMan67 Yeah fair

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@ClinkscalesBBQ Top 5 Twitter account all time

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@DrewVento @BillyM2k Hah that’s like a frog guy who’s tuckered out

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@TSojitrawa5253 @BoringBiz_ The 270x ebitda multiple is nonsensical

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@Faggotjackass1 And he picks Darius Rucker over OCMS

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

@stanthestroker You are welcome !

[David Puddy @puddyLLC]

Also amazing for hangovers!
I buy them as gifts

[Grey On Clouds @PeterPaulson69]

Peter having his first ever migraine and oh my fuck how do you get this to go away.