New Pudsey FC

The Official Twitter account of New Pudsey FC five-a-side, currently playing in the Championship of Goals’ Mens Monday five-a-side league.

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

@theswintonblade Keyboard warriors out in full force tonight. 2 losses from 3 games and the fans turn on the manager like a pack of hungry wolves. I can assure you Jones has the full backing from the team and we will turn this around

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Goal scorers:

@harryjones_44 ⚽️
@jakecroft98 ⚽️
@Samraj_Bahi ⚽️
@joethorp4 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

New Pudsey FC 8-5 That Lot.

Premier Division football but our lot made it it look easy. Classy performance throughout.

Big shout to @tomforrest98 on his debut, or should I say Tom Florist? Aesthetically pleasing on the eye but planted the seeds in central areas when needed.

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Goal scorers:

@jakecroft98 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
@joethorp4 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Curran ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
@chrismullerz ⚽️

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

New Pudsey FC 13-7 Connie FC

CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLE OLE!

New Pudsey have been promoted to the Premier Division after winning the Championship.

What a season. What a team. What a celebration it’s going to be. Whiskey Down get your doors back open and let’s fucking have it.

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Come watch us tonight love

[ambs @ambphillipsx]

I’m a bunny, duh 🐰

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Connie FC vs New Pudsey FC

Game day baby! We bounce back stronger #letskicktheselittlebastards #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

New Pudsey FC 12-7 5AshSide. Time to wine and dine cause that’s 9. Yes 9 in a row. We’re not no divvies round here. 5 points clear 🔛🔝

Goal scorers:

@Samraj_Bahi ⚽️
@jakecroft98 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
@joethorp4 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Another big result and shift from them boys in white. #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Not sure on the goal scorers this time, but we think every outfield player contributed with at least one goal tonight. Any goal creditors looking for work come down to Goals Leeds Monday nights cos we can score goals, we just can’t count. #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

FULL TIME: New Pudsey 11-9 A pound a week Gwen.

I’ll tell you what’s occurring - New Pudsey have won 8 in a row. Not the best performance by the boys tonight but we dug it out for another win.

Don’t know what sport they play on Barry’s Island, but it isn’t football. #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

GAME DAY:

Pound a week Gwen vs New Pudsey FC.

What’s occurring?

Kick off 8:20pm. Come on the boys. #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Oops someone’s had a mare from media. It’s actually W6 lol.

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

It’s 1st Vs 2nd tonight in the Championship. Both sides have the same record this season in the league (W8 D1 L1), with the draw coming against tonight’s opponents in a 7-7 thriller in the reverse fixture.

New Pudsey FC Vs Chocolate Ankles. 7pm KO.

Let’s have it.

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

FULL TIME: New Pudsey 10-6 Chocolate Ankles. 2 point gap opened up at the top of the championship.

7 (SEVEN) consecutive wins for the boys in white.

Goal scores:
Samraj ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Thorpy ⚽️⚽️
Sooltan ⚽️⚽️
Jonesy ⚽️
Mullers ⚽️

If carlsberg did 5-a-side teams. Get in. #NPFC

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

NPFC DATA: Since our defeat on the opening week of the season, and a draw in the subsequent game, New Pudsey have registered 6 consecutive wins leading to a total of 72 goals scored in just 8 games. Our goal difference is the highest in the league at 28. Levels

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

That Friday feeling 😍😍 🔛🔝

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Boris Johnson is getting 2 footed next time I see him for scaring us like that

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Indoor five-a-side***

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Thoughts of @joethorp4 after tonight’s MOTM performance

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

Goals tonight:

Thorp (MOTM) ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Curran ⚽️⚽️
Elden ⚽️

[New Pudsey FC @PudseyFc]

@harryjones_44 and @Samraj_Bahi 7 times tonight

[Phil Hay @PhilHay_]

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