For those who’s TL isn’t holding any news about current events
Hamas requested a ceasefire in return they would give all hostages back
Israel rejected and is now striking Rafah
The ICC released proof of the US government threatening them if they moved to arrest Netanyahu
The Royal Family regrets to announce that King Charles has been arrested for busting it down sexual style. The Royal Family was previously unaware of the King's quirked up nature, and are now investigating when he begun showing signs of being freaky with a little bit of swag.
Yo, it’s my last day as a staff writer at @TheOnion. I am grateful for the opportunity that I got to learn so much and work with such talented, smart people. I am not grateful for the dork-ass herb CEO of G/O media @JimSpanfeller. Here’s a thread of headlines I wrote that I love: