ElderPugGod

look pal I don't want to be a mortal creature I want to be a goddamn Celestial Cumbot

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@1FrankMillerFan SPIDERMAN ISN'T A MUTANT FUCK I'M CRASHING OUT

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@RedLReviews OP doesn't know that he only knows the wholesome chungus Jonah panels he's seen in YouTube shorts

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@nabrinasmooon Feed Metzger to Sabretooth IMMEDIATELY

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@mailenskygirl I'd never thought of this ship and I just wanted to say God bless you

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@m3yfield His job isn't to have his heart fully in it, it's to portray a character

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@BattinsonMarvel Office Jim's Office Wife Pam From The Office

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@nabrinasmooon Mag will be post credit scene id bet my beer money on it

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@Martin2020051 @magnetoslove Why do I suppose I just hurled a chair at your head Wyngarde?

Um um I don't know

START COUNTING

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@Hizzyblu2 Organize? List? Fuck that I punch the keys and hope it all works out, I'm having fun

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@bonerialawrence @heytherenrds Because we are at a point where this type of bullshit could be said seriously by a not insignificant number of online morons

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@m3yfield Peter gets back with MJ in Spidey 5, then he dies in 6

Better make that double date happen on the double!!!

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@otherwoordly Everytime I get one of those comments that sum up a chap and then it's a scam

First time made me want to fucking throw a hammer through the screen GODDAMNIT

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@1_jazzymom WHAT A WICKED GAME TO PLAY, FORCING CAMERON DIAZ TO KISS ME

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@8antidote At a certain point you gotta treat your readers like you're a total asshole. Listen pal right or fucking wrong I'm the goddamn one driving the boat. Don't like where we're going? Hop off!

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@m3yfield Ffr. Like I'm sorry Marsden got fuck all to do. That sucks. I've also seen Stewart Xavier die like 3 fucking times now, surely with doomsday it will be 4. I don't give a shit about the FoX-Men. Bye bye. Get my ass to 2028 please

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@BattinsonMarvel Ghost Rider's greatest enemy, Reckless Pickup Truck Driver

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@pjyspidey CAN'T WE JUST HAVE BOTH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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@spid3ywebs3 I like to imagine he's functionally fluent. Not the guy to write you high level academia or beautiful poetry in Spanish, but if you need to tell him there's somebody still on the 8th floor of a burning building he'll understand.

If that makes any sense lol

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@nabrinasmooon Jean Grey will brainblast some motherfuckers into remembering and form her own little Secret Avengers to kick God Doom in the dick

Despite being the catalyst for saving all reality we will still be hearing about the man hit by the taxi after the fact because THIS SITE IS HELL