Darren Pugh

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

Days since a trophy:

West Ham - 3
Manchester City - 7
Manchester United - 104
Liverpool - 392
Chelsea - 742
Leicester City - 756
Arsenal - 1042
Newcastle - 2,225
Spurs - 5,585
Millwall - 12,817

[Darren Pugh @Pughy10]

@F1 Hang on, spilt champagne in the marina which may leak onto track, red flag!! #MonacoGP #F1

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Ridiculous decision #taylorcatterall

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@Mershamsports Ealy with his Velcro clothing always first to be changed

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@sarajcox Can you help @MrsPughy10 or are Parisian bricks your speciality? @ealymatt5 #paristourguide

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@WestHam Pugh 10

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Unbelievable Ben Stokes. Best ever match winning innings

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How anti English is this commentary? @SkyCricket

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Piglet for starter

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Pigs ears for dinner

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Thank you thoughtless twat on Tritton Fields with his fireworks. I’m sure I’m not the only parent/pet owner feeling the same. Money well spent no doubt

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@Suvvo @SarahAbellan The rolling pin was controversially confiscated in a previous kitchen incident

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Mary the jouster @SarahAbellan

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Massive discount! #shitsalesaturday

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@vanillaman Thank you Jim

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I blame the graphics man

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@Suvvo Ruined my comeback tweet, YOUNGMAN

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Hello sunshine

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@Suvvo @pezza1 I'd take crazy legs at right back

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@pezza1 really poor. Can't wait for the non transfers of several decent players, Neil warnock in charge by Feb and paddy kenny up front.