Diamond Jim

a wi nd go d !

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

clavicular is gifted an openai star of david necklace in israel

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.

[varrock @varrock]

Even when pretending to eat nothing she used 3 large containers for a single meal at work

[Diamond Jim @PukaJShells]

@bigDsreturn This sucks so much ass

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You can be the best man in my wedding but please don’t say anything stupid in your speech”

ME:

[reb ☆ @typoniggative]

im crying xe transitioned to kyle rittenhouse

[𝑊𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 ✍️ @worldlytutor]

type of art you see in the dispensary

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

Alex Guarnaschelli on an episode of Chopped where the mystery ingredient is xanax

[charlie @voteprincemongo]

One of my opinions that doesn't really matter but I strongly believe is that you shouldn't call your undergraduate capstone project a "thesis"

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i love how in america we’re worried about war and elections and in australia they’re like “Oh nauurrr Neil is on the piss again”

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Every time I make a reference to it

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Anyone else notice as soon as Sony's HQ left Japan and went to califorina it became total dog shit?

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"All I did was ask them to remove a woman from the plane and they kicked me off the flight, Jerry!"

"That's all you did?"

"Yeah... basically."

[DRT 🐂 @pepeDRT]

Im starting to like this dude

[Azrael⚜️꩜ 🦋🌐🇬🇧 @Azrael_Arcadia]

average 2021 warzone meta build

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

during peak woke jason segal made a show about himself falling in love with a beautiful trans girl and nobody watched it except for me and the executives at prime

[💛 Yellow Dog with Cone 💛 @Voodoo_Hendrix]

me after opening the doors of suffering and despair

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

this is the funniest shit i have ever read dawg lmaooooo

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

we need to make college degrees harder to get

[laika @2666enjoyer]

i don't deserve to