Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr

𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆 ➳ @HTTPS555HIYAKAI #𝒪૨α

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

“I нανε тнε ρσωεя тσ ѕανε чσυ. Iƒ I dσи’т υѕε ιт αиd ѕσмεтнιиg нαρρεиѕ тнαт ωσυld кιll мε мσяε.”

“Sεqυι мε. Nσlσ νσѕ υяι.”

➸ Tσωи Wιтcн
➸ Lιтεяαтε
➸ Ðεѕcяιρтινε
➸ Ðαяк Tнεмεѕ Wεlcσмε
➸ TVÐ/TO Cяσѕѕσνεя Fяιεиdlч
➸ 𝟙𝟠+

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Shut up.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

See.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

It suddenly seems like your honesty has the same effect.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Not unless I’m trying to turn you on, we both know I can’t actually outsmart you.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Now I never said that but you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 pretty devious when you want to be.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Gee bonnie, for being my wife you sure think pretty low of me. That must mean you think low of yourself…

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

I forgot but I’m sure you were lying about something either way.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Why exactly am I lying about? I think we got a little off topic here, you know about the following me to Hell thing…

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

I’d believe you if you weren’t lying…

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

I think you just suck at believing me.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

You suck at lying.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Gasp… me? Dramatic? Never.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

You’re being a little dramatic, don’t you think?

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

I’ve never been so shut out harder in my life, not even when they… /shut/…me in the prison world.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

You know, that makes a lot of sense.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

I had all the time in the world to watch 80s and 90s romance movies while I was in purgatory.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

It’s personal.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

I’m listening…

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

But you were just talking about being alone…

[Lucifer @HellsFireBurns]

Seems quite a few people have a /horny/ kink when they see my horns.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

But I bet not when you show your true face, hmm?

[Lucifer @HellsFireBurns]

By staring at my own reflection, hard not to flirt with someone as Devilishly handsome as me.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

No social interaction for years but developed a superior ability to flirt. How.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Welp, this is awkward, see I have this thing…

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Wow…guess you’re my tour guide now!

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

You’re in Hell, I’d give you a map but it burned up.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Help I’m lost.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Uhh, that doesn’t exactly sound like something I want to sign either.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Yeah right you’re not getting away from me that easily. It’s more like a spelled parchment that binds us together for all eternity, meaning we can never be more than 2 feet away from eachother again or we’ll both simultaneously explode .

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Are these divorce papers?

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

It is, so here’s the pen and go ahead and just sign this little paper right here-

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

Only one? That doesn’t seem like enough.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

All I need is one.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

How many signatures do you think you can actually get?

[𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 @HTTPS555HIYAKAI]

Petition for Bonnie to love me again.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

|| Better not be any.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

|| and if you’re a spawn, meaning half Bennett— this also applies.

[Ᏸonnιɛ ᑭarĸɛr @PulchraMagicae]

|| If you are in the TVDU fandom with the last name of Bennett and your skin is white(ish), you need to reevaluate your FC.

Bonnie Bennett, Abby, Rudy, Sheila, Qetsiyah, Beatrice, Emily, Ayana and Lucy are 𝘯𝘰𝘵 white.

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬.