Pulgod Guyoke

A not-evil version of myself. I was way more punk than you. Hugh Everett's pro-gaming slut. They/Them. VPRP account.

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Whats everyone want for Christmas, I forgot to get presents for anyone

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@blyssbytch Abbott I'm joking

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@blisswytch My doctor says my heart beats at twice the normal speed, its very cool

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@blyssbytch Torn between "we talked about this and you're not interested in a relationship and I respect that" and "can get smooch, attempt to get smooch?"

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@blyssbytch Is this a threat

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@blisswytch Always wanted to tell you this

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@blisswytch I'm the one who keeps coming into the Coff and ordering 23 shots of expresso and nothing else for a drink

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@racoon_hands_ @oxrousnitride @tooth_hurty_ Where'd he get 2 bodies, he only killed 1 person

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@tooth_hurty_ Did you leave a dead person's teeth again you predictable twink of a bitch

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@tooth_hurty_ Is it teeth again

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@blisswytch Is. Is the Coff open

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@illcuonthemoon No

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@illcuonthemoon I'm not the horny one here

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Monarch spent his early days slamming his jiggly little ass in some booty shorts and going out on live television like that and yet has the audacity to ask why all the supervillains in town wanna suck him through his borts (booty shorts)

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Considered taking a job at Vantage despite my personal hatred of them and the fact they send assassins after me now kinda bad money wise (don't worry, I didn't, I just work literally everywhere now)

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If you're wondering where I've been, random Twitter mutuals, I got a new apartment after my evil doppelganger kicked me out of my last one but it costs double what I make in a month so I've been monetizing my entire existence to make ends meet, it fucking sucks

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Asking for a friend

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Whats a "clinical depression" people keep on saying I have that, and does it spread through sex

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@blisswytch Hi Diversity Hire Abott, I'm dad

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Also I don't know of its him specifically or just Vantage in general, but stop sending assasins after me, I only planned on breaking in the once, for sexy reasons, and to prove a point

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Hope Calico realizes I have 9 other accounts (for sexy reasons I assure you) so I can still see everything he's doing