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local weirdo/freak (she/her)

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

[breaks out of the attic, lights the house on fire, sneaks into your room, and starts putting on your wedding veil] no no everything’s fine!

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Underrated movie night moment was when Zach was talking to Alannah about being a cat dad and Kayda just said “it’s your family cat!”

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

This is so Luke 2:49 coded

[Meg Hunter-Kilmer @MegHunterKilmer]

The first time my cousin went to Mass, her toddler laughed maniacally during the homily
When she tried to shush him, the priest said, "He can laugh!" Then he looked directly at the little boy and said, "This is your Father's house. You are free here."

They're all Catholic now.

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

“KC seems normal to me”
“I know a lot of guys like KC”
Men don’t even notice the way other men will disparage a woman when he thinks she’s out of earshot, bc they’re so accustomed to their friends talking about women in the exact same way.

[Randall Barnes @AuthorRandallB]

https://t.co/FCO6H1Rm9T

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

And the way Trinity is “a little girl” but her and KC are almost the same age!!!!

[Kay @sayheykay_]

“First of all you’re a little girl” OH BITCH TITI YOU’RE TIME IS UP!!!!! GET HER ASS TRIN!!!! #loveislandusa

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

SHE SAID IDK IF YOU HAVE A DICK IN YOUR BRAIN OR WHAT

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

my honest reaction to the episode

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Not Melanie monopolizing the convo to make sure everyone knew she didn’t have friends in HS 😭💀

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

So two weeks ago, we were all joking about how Gabe didn’t even know there was money, was just on the island to fuck, etc etc, but THIS week no one can understand why the girls are sending him home?

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

do you fw girls who pick the skin around their fingernails until they bleed

[armandtism creature @armandtism]

i can survive this day i have the blood of akasha in me

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Just scrolled back in his feed, he already met Mike 😭

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Do y’all think he knows about the live tiger?

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Do y’all think he knows about the live tiger?

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

English flag- checks out lmao

[LALA🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🇧🇷 @LALACMSEA]

You could get this expierence for free in any European country, yet because it has American label and cost 100 American dollars it’s supposedly “unique”

Give me a damn break.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

please god let that corgi be right

[Pull God @PullGodEm]

Yesterday I went to bed during a flash flood + tornado warning in a city that’s considered to have fairly mild/nonthreatening weather. The Spurs losing was more upsetting than the weather lmao.

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

My semi bold take it that American weather should have the same reputation as Australian wildlife. Just a wide variety of ways to be deadly in a way that people not from here can’t really comprehend

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[julia @glitterjuj]

adhd ruins my life everyday it pisses me off when people talk about it like some quirky personality trait. do you understand how horrific it is to know you have to get something done and your brain is on red alert screaming at you to do it but you just physically cant

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon