Sarahhh

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

UPDATE: I’m a ski bum now & I still think hit me hard and soft should’ve won album of the year

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Ice breaker question at work: Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Dog person: I grew up with dogs and now I have Sally

Cat person: ahhh don’t let the cat out!

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

IG reels forcing you to view content that you intentionally scrolled past quickly on 4 separate instances <<<<<<<

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Business Analytics IRL = .80*DataCleaning + .10*Stats + .10*Programming

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Thinking I might return to Twitter since they didn’t make Grimes sensor her baby post #unlikeinstagram #freethenip

[Jake Fujimura @fuji_jake]

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Girl sitting behind me: wow, I really like your computer background!

Me: thanks, it’s just a stock photo.

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Okay but, why can’t we use a textbook during tests? If I can solve a problem using the textbook when doing homework, isn’t that closer to IRL? idk

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Omg I can finally cast Spotify 🙌🏽 I’ve seriously been waiting for this feature for years

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

You stopped scrolling for an extra 3 seconds to watch an attractive person working out, you must really like fitness #nope

[Savoir Adore @SavoirAdore]

They really shouldn't let you go online when you've been drinking.

[𝐍 @sweetpigment]

sorry i didnt catch that, i was too busy rolling my eyes!

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

@destinyyf_ Yes! You got an extra?!

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

I'm serious, if anyone has an extra ticket to mayday parade tonight in Buffalo pls hit me up! #townballroom #maydayparade

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

.@chelseahandler #Chelsea2020

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

@FABSPOOKY yo one time I accidentally did that tho, but then everyone else started to pack up also, and then the professor let us out early🎀

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

I watch your snaps on silent mode

[Sarahhh @Pumiceee]

Thank you @Sprint for actually doing something right #igotmyiphone6back