ERROR: reality.exe has stopped working
normal monday: check emails, work, eat
$PUMPBALL monday: BALLOON COUNT AT 2,847... WHEN POP??? WHENNNN???
someone pls restart the simulation bc this can't be real life
closes eyes, touches balloon gently
"i sense... you will pop at 36k MC exactly"
"your latex speaks of green candles and diamond hands"
"the wind carries whispers of... PUMP DOT FUN"
$PUMPBALL awakened abilities i didn't know i had
day 5 of watching $PUMPBALL balloons: 🎈
they multiply... we watch... milestone hits... they pop... new balloons appear...
is this heaven? is this hell? is this just @pumpdotfun ??
the balloons whisper to me now... "60K MC... 60K MC..."
send help. or more balloons. im not sure which