Pumping Nurse

HIV Specialist

[SpiceFM @SpiceFMKE]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United confirm they have secured the majority of the land required to build a new 100,000-seater stadium.

The club acquired the 25-acre site located approximately 350m north-west of Old Trafford from Indurent.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The EALS and the LSK statements on the seizure, detention and deportation of Hon Martha Karua, SC by the Government of Uganda are good. However, the statements would be better if the two Societies addressed the main concern to the AG and the CS Interior of the Government of Kenya. These two ought to indicate what measures the Government of Kenya has taken to ensure that the Government of Uganda does not continue the violation of its domestic laws, and international law on this issue of Dr Kizza Bisigye and his Advocates (Ugandan and Kenyan).

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

This evening, I paid a courtesy call on Senior Counsel and PLP Party Leader Hon. @MarthaKarua at her home to express my solidarity following her ordeal in Uganda earlier in the day.

Also calling in were Hon. @skmusyoka, Hon. @HonJBMuturi and @profkagwanja.

There can be no meaningful East African Community if citizens performing their professional duties are harassed or barred from moving freely across the borders as permitted by the Treaty.

As counsel for political prisoners Dr Kizza Besigye and Hajji Obeid Lutale, @MarthaKarua has every right to access her client in Uganda.

We call on the government of Uganda to uphold the rule of law and respect binding treaties of the Jumuiya.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenyans are being asked to pay more taxes through the Finance Bill 2026, yet the 2026/27 Budget hides KSh 101.37 billion under a vague item called “Other Operating Expenses.” No programme. No purpose. No accountability.

Before taxing Kenyans another shilling, Parliament must clean up the budget. We cannot finance opacity with taxpayers’ sweat.
See attached
#StopBudgetedCorruption
https://t.co/YI18RIv1nC

[Pumping Nurse @PumpingNurse]

Lionel Messi has fired into Budapest skies. This message is proudly sponsored by Arsenal FC.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

"Tumepanga...
Tumesema...
Tumeweka mikakati...
Tutafanya....
Tumeahidi...
Tutapunguza...
Tutateremsha...
Tutahakikisha...
Mwaka huu...
Chini ya miezi sita...
Kufikia mwezi wa Tisa...
Tumeongea na waziri...
Kuanzia mwezi ujao...
Vile vile Tumetenga....
Sijui Kama tunaelewana?"

Good morning fellow Kenyans

[†jimmy ★😂 @_jimmy_254003]

Kuna these chubby lightskin babes with acne patches on their face wanakaa chapo, ile siku nitabag mmoja itabidi nimefukuza wazazi niuze hiyo shamba nipeleke huyo mpoa maldives walai😂😂

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Kenyans react on William ruto compensation to the victims of police brutality," why can't William ruto give us his son George Ruto we kill him and compensate him with cash 2 millions Kenyans we see how he will feel"??.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

We visited Mabatini ward in Mathare for a conversation with the women on issues affecting residents and to chart a way forward for Nairobi. We have heard their ideas, priorities, and their proposal on the path we should take. Asanteni sana Mabatini.

#NikoNaImani

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Hii karibu inipite😂😂

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Tuko hapa Equity bank customer care na kuna mkisii anaulizwa kwa nini ali laminate ATM card😂😂

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Smashing a petite babe and watching your d!ck bulge through her tummy like you're rearranging her organs... that sh!t will drive any man mad😭

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Dear Ndindi Nyoro,

During the debate on the Finance Bill 2026, you stood in Parliament and spoke about how punitive the proposals were to ordinary Kenyans. You presented yourself as a defender of the people.

But when the moment of truth arrived the vote itself where were you?

If the Bill was truly harmful, why didn't you vote against it?

If you believed it would burden Kenyans, why did you abscond instead of taking a stand?

What is the value of a speech if it is not backed by action?

Leadership is not tested when cameras are rolling. Leadership is tested when a vote is called.

The easiest place to stand with the people is at the microphone. The hardest place is on the voting record.

Kenyans do not live on speeches. They live with the consequences of decisions made in Parliament.

You cannot condemn a policy with your words and then disappear when it is time to stop it. The distance between what a leader says and what a leader does is where trust lives or dies.

Many Kenyans are asking: Was your absence a political calculation? Was it convenient neutrality? Or was it silent support for those pushing measures you publicly opposed?

History rarely remembers who gave the best speech; it remembers who showed up when it mattered.

Martin Luther King Jr. famously said, "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

Say it plainly: were you with the people, or were you protecting William Ruto while appearing to oppose him?

Because from where many Kenyans stand, it looks like you wanted the credit for speaking against the Bill without taking the responsibility of voting against it.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Pretenders are worse than murderers.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

"Oh we need aura, we need muscles, we need charisma"

See how leaders act.

Sifuna, we will always remember you