PumpkinTrucker

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

Grok gets me. Lol

[Caryn Ann Harlos @carynannharlos]

Louder for the stupid.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@GovernorVA @VirginiaLottery @grok when did the Virginia lottery begin funding Virginia schools?

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@MarkWarner "Central Virginia now ranks second in the nation"...
So that's the newest excuse to hide from the areas you're supposed to represent?

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@MarkWarner You've been promising lower prices in the senate for 18 years. You had a hand in all the inflation.
Sit down, hypocrite.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@HelmerVA Aren't you glad the republican party was formed to end said slavery?

Sit down.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

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[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@AGJayJones Safer communities... by executing your political rivals' children in front of them?

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@j87_mr @RekietaLaw I guess that department doesn't train their officers in DOT law.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@LibertarianG0th This should be easy.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@HelmerVA Good thing the Republicans freed said slaves, then. Huh?
Sit down till you realize you're no different from them.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@NostalgiaYZ I'll just leave this, here.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@gunfanatics1 Yes

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

A distinct possibility.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Pretty sure all those prank
calls we made in the
80s and 90s are coming
back as spam calls!
Karma is real!

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@80s_channel Unfortunately, that name has already been taken.;)
It's been... one week since you looked at me. .

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@Annah_Vtuber Human nature. We aren't as sociable a species as some wish ti believe we are.

As long as we're little better than glorified monkeys, who has invented ourselves out of basic survival, this is how it is.

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

To be honest, one of the few things Obama did, that I agree with, helps make this possible.
He signed a law that made it possible to take military credentials straight to their local dmv, and be issued a civilian cdl equivalent.
(Aka: a military large truck credential automatically becomes a civilian Class A).

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

Oh, now for the part that'll pop a fuse or two.
I can run all the gears, with my foot only touching the clutch, starting from a dead stop.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Backing up into spots like this even though there’s a back up camera because we got our drivers license in the 1900s

[PumpkinTrucker @Pumpkin_trucker]

@Matt_Pinner Zero, if your name was Bob "We 'Adababy Itsaboy".