Pumpkins in Trees

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[The Spinoff @TheSpinoffTV]

Judith Collins says she sees little reason for New Zealand to reduce its carbon emissions, since they are so small on a global scale. An outraged @gauloir responds.

https://t.co/90lyvysy2c

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#funnyvotejarred

[Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby]

Tune into NBC's @bringthefunny tonight to support my kiwi buddy Jarred Fell @OfficialFell.
#funnyvotejarred You can also vote via https://t.co/AhncOFiVVI.

[Pumpkins in Trees @Pumpkinsintrees]

The reality of reducing your waste is far from Pinterest worthy, that's for sure!

The Change One Challenge is your chance to join a community of change makers. This annual event... https://t.co/LvKrCjCSi4

[Foolhardy Comedy @foolhardycomedy]

Reviews rolling In for @TomHDeacon Funny, charming hysterical comedy tales .. an hour of comedy that seemed to pass far too rapidly!”
🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 5/5 Pumpkins from @Pumpkinsintrees @NZComedyFest @ClassicComedyNZ 😍😍😍😍😍
https://t.co/Wv0qmfEduq

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Tom Deacon is an easy hour of hysterical comedy tales, with topics such as "Life" "Love" and "Swinging Dicks!"

I cant wait to see another show of his!

You can catch Tom upstairs at... https://t.co/gRRh7XtJtQ

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Alan McElroy is the Energizer Bunny of the comedy world! Comically bouncing around the stage with a full AA battery, never once falling flat! He delivered a hilarious show in the... https://t.co/ieBT6jM1bC

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Polished nipples are life 😂

[Alan McElroy @Al_McElroy]

Is Borat writing these spam @facebook friend requests?! Never in my life have I ever heard someone use the phrase, "I have big tits with shiny nipples and a beautiful vaginal opening"
Take it down a notch "Bruno" and go easy with the polish on your nipples!

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Somebody got into the makeup this morning.
Scarlett went for an early 80s look and River went for a smoky eye "Octavia from the 100" look.
😂

Which look is your fave?

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Did anyone see my hubby on fresh eggs a while back? He has some pretty sweet behind the scenes pics of all his amazing "bloody makeup" too. The wide shots just dont do it justice!

Looking at this pic for some... https://t.co/5uM7wHJnEr

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Daenerys Targaryen is pledging to use a reusable cup for July!.... I personally don't know if she is going to last till July... but good on her! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Sefly0bnsz

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Taylor Swift. All day, everyday 😂😂😂
My husband is a fan... like a big one! Look at all those songs lol.

Read the blog below all about my life living with a Taylor Swift fan.... https://t.co/QSADQXi5dx

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Yup... that pretty much sums it up!
😂 https://t.co/WaXaeTMDvj

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Come along to this free reading for the kids at the Auckland town hall.
Listen to my amazing friend Malcolm read his book TU MEKE TŪĪ.
💚 https://t.co/yw9roTV0WE

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Four years ago today my friend passed away, I still have her phone number in my phone that... https://t.co/gvVTYsLs8J

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That moment when you freak out that you think there is a rat in the kitchen compost... but it is just a radish root.
🤣🤣🤣
In my defense it was under the kitchen bench and it was a bit dark lol
You can see it right? Lol

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This is way too accurate...
Wait, I was the first born...
🤣 https://t.co/tsZeMlv17A

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The 101 on stainless steel 😃 https://t.co/pfXi5te2MM

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Things you dont expect to say until you have a kid no. 538

"Stop pretending your sausage is a phone! You are getting sauce on your face!"

🤣

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Anyone else just do this? 😂
I also found 4 pairs of pants and 15 hair ties in scarletts bag too.
It was a good find 🤣 https://t.co/rMhftR86It

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Get ready to have you Zero Waste mind blown with this lipstick from Hippie Stick
It is a Vegan lipstick (so no annoying cochineal in it that my daughter is allergic to).
It is packaged in a compostable tube and... https://t.co/Kue1cJ6uTP