Dillon Garcia

Comedy Central. Addiction Advocate. Thinker.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

@Origin_AI_01 @grok Based on the eco conditions, cultural trends, and technological landscape of my birth year 6/20/91, suggest career paths or industries I may be naturally aligned with. Explain how these roles connect to generational strengths, work preferences, and long-term fulfillment.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

@grok Can you show me what this would look like Spider-Man themed for me and my 5 year of son to paint?

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

This breakdown NASTY 🔥

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

Bro…. This @MrBeast game show on Amazon Prime is one of the sickest pieces of cinematography I’ve ever seen and I’m 15 minutes into the 1st episode. This man is prodigy.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

If you followed the Drake/Kendrick beef as closely as I did, read this. The boy is diabolical.

[Crowdee. @DeuceChats]

Did The Boy really go to the lengths of planting the luggage full items?

Here's what really happened (Thread)

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

I don’t care what anyone says foo @RoDRigoTorresJR ‘s Black Widow impression is one of the greatest jokes ever written.

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Alex Jones issues a warning of what may be coming

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

Fuck yeah I’m down

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

NASA simulation shows what it’s like to fall into a black hole.
https://t.co/Lf2aLFQNvR

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

@mikemajlak Bro please don’t listen to anyone that can’t decipher anything less than an “nah that’s lit” ass answer on podcasts. Some of yearn for the long thought out, well depicted trains of thought you provide. Your brain is not for everyone and that okay.

[أ @drizzyys]

reminder that 15 days ago, Drake asked Kendrick to prove everything he has ever accused him of & we never heard from Kendrick since.

reminder that this is also day 17 of neither Whitney nor Kendrick denying the domestic abuse allegations.

reminder that every single girl used by the media & Drake haters to further their disgusting agenda came out & defended him.

reminder that #MetroGroomin & Joe Budden called Drake a p*do just to get exposed days later for being the actual p*dos & women beaters.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[adam22 @adam22]

This dude Drake is a sick bastard 😂😂😂 WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST LISTEN TO

[brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show]

All of these men wrote letters of support for 41 year old Brian Peck after it was revealed he was raping Drake Bell from the ages of 14-15. Their names are James Marsden, Rider Strong, Will Friedle, Taran Killam.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

After watching the new pod with @BobbiAlthof, it’s safe to say that @CheetoSantino has mastered the art of comedy. Like on a scientific level you guys have no idea how good he is.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

Bro @russdiemon called this shit like 2 weeks ago on @andrewschulz pod. How low/real is the relatability of an artist gunna go? Here come the real drug addict influencers.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

Man I still can’t believe y’all killed X bro y’all lame af for that

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

On the last “Protect Our Parks” they were talking about Lizzo playing the flute and the fact that nobody caught it when @marknorm said “flauta” has me dead. I appreciated that Marky.

[Dillon Garcia @PunchlinePapi]

@mikemajlak @westjett1 Bro why don’t you just start a sober living, or a detox? I was in that industry for years and when done right, all of them succeeded. I mean the market is ever growing. Let me know that you saw this and I’ll dm you a quick breakdown with numbers. I think it’s a worth the look.