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[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Muppetiers The problem is, united just can’t just pivot to raw, unproven projects like city did with Nico and wait years for them to come good. We need immediate impact, but the market is completely pricing us out. Rebuilding under Carrick is going to be a long summer.

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Muppetiers Another target bites the dust, and the "United Tax" is officially out of control. 😭
​Everyone knows we’re desperate for bodies, so the baseline quote for literally anyone with a pulse is £100M+.

[sara @saradotxyz]

Zendaya and Robert Pattinson can't agree on whether honesty is good in a relationship

Zendaya: "I'm honest, if I don't like something, I'll tell you that I don't like it. You don't want someone to tell you that they don't like it?"

Robert: "Actually, no, I don't. If I'm coming in and saying do you like it, really I just want you to agree with me"

"So you just gotta say, yeah, cool, you look great. Also why does it matter?"

Zendaya: "I want an honest opinion"

Robert: "And if they say no and you go, well I like it so I'm gonna go out anyway, it's not great vibes afterwards"

Zendaya: "Yeah, but then don't ask for the opinion"

Robert: "That's the thing, you just shouldn't ask. Communication is not key"

[ATP Tour @atptour]

Nole the jokester! 😂😂

#Wimbledon | @DjokerNole

[Tiempo De Tenis @Tiempodetenis1]

😂 JAJAJAJA, NOVAK DJOKOVIC ES EL MÁS GRANDE DE TODOS.

La pobre chica casi se muere.

[Samreen @7am_reen]

He even trolled her with his body language😬

Garmi ki chhuttiyon ko kya karna hai? Do mahine hai 😂

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Democrats don’t deserve to claim this. They fought this guy like hell

[farbrown✧⁠*⁠。 @yesssandnoooo]

this kid has had enough of the heat and i get him😭😭

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Ankaman616 Guardiola taking over the Netherlands national team would be poetic. 🇳🇱
​The ultimate Cruyffian full-circle moment. Leading Total Football on the international stage might be his greatest and most fascinating challenge yet.

[mark normand @marknorm]

pipe dream

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Ankaman616 Playing devil’s advocate here (don’t agree with Jose at all)
But he probably views it as pain management. Bruno’s pain threshold is famously high-it’s not that he doesn't get injured. Jose likely sees playing through it as a sign of mental strength rather than physical

[Arffa Khannum @ARFAKHANUMS]

Mjhy Laga satire page hai🤣

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Muppetiers Fernandes 90, Tonali 100 then?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@SullyTalkz Situations change..
This wouldn't be the first deal that is stolen from underneath the clubs noses.
One only needs to look at newcastle.

Your record speaks for itself..
Dont bother clarifying..

[punit @Punit_Shetty]

@Muppetiers if it happens then its too obvious that Madrid is going to rinse united.. definitely a fee rising to 100 million...

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[seba @sebaarce__]

el que ayer dijo que el himno uruguayo es una persecución de tom y jerry, lo amo con mi vida

[seba @sebaarce__]

lo tenía que hacer

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?