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Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus!!

[PM @Punitivity]

RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

[Simon Sinek @simonsinek]

The value of emotions comes from sharing them, not simply having them.

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Stafford: let’s party guys, BYOB
Burrow: sure…whaaaat?
Stafford: Bring Your Own Bowl, SuperBowl is mine
#SuperBowlLVI

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Me: Ek Glass Paani laana..
Wifey: Nahi, khud le lo.
Me: Kabhi Pyaase Ko Paani pilaaya nahi…..SS 😥
Wife: Nahi, Nahi 🙅🏻‍♀️
Me: ? 🤷🏻‍♂️
Wifey: Ab me Train ho chuki hu 👸🏻
Me: Ab Bus ho ja 🤐
(👨🏻‍🦽Me silently getting my water myself)

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@Parisian_Jane Sorry to hear. May his sole Rest In Peace 🙏🏻

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I understand windy and sunny but don’t understand windy and sunny and snowy #MichiganWeather

[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity

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Gravity is a myth.
The earth sucks!

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Don’t worry! I disinfected this tweet before sending. Stay safe ya’all 😇

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Once we flatten the curve, people will loose that awareness of basic measures to protect themselves like washing hands, keeping distance, etc and this will result in another curve just like what Britain is experiencing.
#COVID19

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Flatten the curve or my Marwari belly will get some curves that can never be flatten.

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@junesymphony Nice one 👌🏼

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Paranoia has reached absurd stages...

I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own
#QuarantineLife

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@junesymphony This too shall pass 😇

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Don’t spend your time keeping the count of COVID-19 cases. Instead, spend time with your loved ones.
This is God’s way of giving everybody break; so don’t miss out on opportunity.
Just maintain safe distance and wash up your hands. Stay Safe, Stay Happy!

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

2020 will vastly accelerate adoption of:

1 e-commerce
2 drone delivery
3 digital contactless payments
4 video conferencing
5 autonomous vehicles
6 wearable health monitors
7 3D manufacturing
8 voice mobile applications
9 online learning
10 smart robotics https://t.co/dpYoU6j3C8

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Deep!!

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

home is where u trust the toilet seat

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@Mister_Thapar This is how you keep your house safe 🤣

[Mayur Firodiya @MayurFirodiya]

Corona is giving you gift. Gift of Time 😊

[Vex King @VexKing]

Do not distance yourself from:

• Self-care
• Inner healing
• Faith and hope
• Self-development
• Activities that spark joy
• Love, laughter & kindness
• Empowering conversations
• Art, books, music & creativity

#COVID2019