Phobos

~Simply suggest my chest~

{Fandom Flexible}{Teen Phobos}
#SlagKing

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Tone it down Daddy." https://t.co/zUj1UYI086

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"No daddy. You're most definitely not." https://t.co/WNi0c39lng

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"I think your brain is shot daddy." https://t.co/XWURcxkzhz

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Monogamy. Loyalty. Faithfulness." https://t.co/vdtm7Z1ibc

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Because monogamy isn't exciting." https://t.co/A3GD9FjA2t

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Setting the proper marriage goals pop." https://t.co/tZpSgWwhYK

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"I'm sure mum wouldn't like you rubbernekking." https://t.co/Jjf69XGpUg

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Afternoon."

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Yum." https://t.co/c0i5dXqKUx

[Philomelus @Phyllokinesis]

But I think there might be worms inside him making him smile.

AU!@GearsAndCogs
Descriptive/Literate
RTs appreciated

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

// when you see picks of mikey with his pants down and tumblr ain't showing shit

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

@NobleHearted "Hey blondie. What's new?"

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

"Afternoon." https://t.co/JNlSMfHWYu

[nyx. (mentions only) @NoxCaelums]

Slams down glass. "Good morn- afternoon."

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

@NobleHearted "LUKE!"

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

@OneOfTheBcys He shrugs and runs his hand through mikey's hair. "It's not that bad. It suits you love."

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

// micheal is still the unproblematic one.

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

@OneOfTheBcys "Your hair mate. Why'd you cut it?"

[Jake. @Mechanokinesis]

—
I made this post like three months ago and I've gotten hundreds of comments like that. Yes. I understand now.

[Phobos @PunkishHell]

@OneOfTheBcys "Plus warlocks are in myths aswell."