Seaside Pele

You're gonna eat lightening, and you're gonna crap thunder!

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@realDonaldTrump , Saipov does not deserve Guantanamo Bay! Chuck him in with local life prisoners to slowly beat him daily #slowregularpain

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@SpursOfficial That Wembley hoodoo, wish it would go away 😂😂

Dortmund 3-1
Liverpool 4-1
Madrid 3-0

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@green20united Make the wrong one, more fun

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@e_spurs @daosanchez26 was immense #beast

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@SpursOfficial wow! What a performance #standlikegiants so pleased with every player

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@georgiafoote Because we're wealthy enough to eat in them!!!

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@SkyUK - absolutely useless! No TV service and no engineer available for 2 weeks...now hanging up on me #great customer service

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I just joined Tandem! Join Tandem too and get exclusive early access to the Tandem app and card.
https://t.co/P9ljV23e0P

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@charsarg13 @btsport No! Only works in U.K. Due to licensing

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Sorry @ITV , had to turn that shit off - bloody professionals on £60k+ a week can't score past restaurant owners

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@RBarkley20 come! Head down to @SpursOfficial and wrap this up!

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@JodieMarsh 👋🏻 I do 😜

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#DeadlineDayLive - can you bring back the purple dildo?? @SkySportsNews

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@robMDK Which ones are happening?

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@kevinwimmer27 @stokecity @SpursOfficial If re-find the form you had when filling in for @AlderweireldTob in 1st season, you'll be immense! #goodluck

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https://t.co/L4P1xpqX2F - when will sky hire a real pundit - surely our subscriptions deserve it #dozymerson

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Merson and wisdom over @DavinsonSanchz! I recall him saying "who's Dele Alli", new presenters please @SkySportsNews ,#jobsfortheboys

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@W123ABS - seriously, you're telling me this is trendy? If so, I'm giving up in the #modernworld

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Danny Rose, like school on a Sunday, #noclass