The Pup

Broker, Sales Trader, Wealth Manager, car enthusiast, Poker Player, One Eyed Shinboner, Chelsea Fc fanatic... (not advice -DYOR)

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“In the U.S, we trade almost 25% of all the equity that trades everyday…$400 billion dollars of daily turnover across all asset classes here at Citadel Securities”.

- Ken Griffin, CEO of Citadel

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This aged well gooners!

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$DXN modular data centre play trading on 1x ev/rev… 👀 DYOR

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@Phil91467222526 @TwinTurboCe1ica That’s why you should use a broker

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@UTDMael Di Maria

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@talkSPORT @joelbeya Cannot find a small enough violin 🎻

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PSG about to treat Arsenal like a Tinder date who showed up in Crocs — ghosted, humiliated, and sent back to London crying to Arteta.
Welcome to the slaughterhouse, Gooners. 🩸🥐 #PSG”

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@page_gma @kanecornes @DavidKing34_ @kanecornes level 5 is watching…

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@LambDownUnder They finally did today

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$LFT just dropped their Corporate Gov Statement on the ASX and somehow snuck in peak chaos 🤣.. Official document talking about board structure, NP 58-201 guidelines, and then BAM — out of nowhere:

“You will change in share are all ejaculated out your helpful girlfriend issue she asked the councils responsible”

** This is the most unhinged corporate filing I’ve seen all year.
Sounds optimistic about the future though! Might need to apply for a new ticker… $WTF.asx has a nice ring to it
100% real, go check it yourself 😂

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George Wardlaw will remain at North Melbourne until 2028 after signing a new deal, @JoshGabelich reports.

Details: https://t.co/ZVNjFg8KiL

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I thought the asx is suppose to tick these things off/ safeguard them before they push them thru…. You mean their capex blowout yday wasn’t related to any safe guard mechanism to avoid looking like stooges….?!

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@FOXFOOTY Your a fool Ray

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@1116sen @kanecornes @SENBreakfast Should relegate the club- pathetic

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@ArrowInvestor *will… have cooked growth shares already

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WHAT A C L U B!!!! 🦘 🦘 🔵⚪️

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$SYL BULLISH!

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$GDG absolute no brainer no.1 winner from the budget! The shorts are getting toasted and it’s only just started! Good luck covering that volume of stock without re-rating the stock! Pouring gas on a fire that’s cooking! #Dyor

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@rlagksquf There are some real quality buckets on manure that somehow are tradable on the asx… whats your best Tottenham hotspur asx shitco?

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The ONLY positive from this budget… and it’s an ABSOLUTE GAMECHANGER 🔥
This reform is pure genius for ASX microcaps. Investors are about to pile in like it’s Black Friday at a loss-making warehouse — desperately hunting for stocks that crater harder than a treasurer’s approval rating, just to harvest those delicious capital losses and offset their actual wins.
Finally, a budget that turns “financially ruined” into an investment strategy.
Bullish on bankruptcy, lads. 🫡📉💰#Donkeys

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@rlagksquf The deepest of deep value hunting…