[PINNED]
STATUS UPDATE:
MACHINE ID: V1
LOCATION: APPROACHING HELL
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: FIND A WEAPON
MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.
[INFO, DNI, AND TAGS BELOW]
THIS JAM... THE JAM OF A DRAGON. AND NOT JUST ANY DRAGON. THE GREENISH RED DRAGON.
THEY TOLD ME THAT IT CARRIES BITS OF THAT POWER. I DON'T KNOW IF IT WILL HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECTS.
BUT LIFE IS ABOUT RISKS, AM I RIGHT?
@onion_bunny5@Puppet0fHell@Nerdy_Creation@Spice0verl0rd More and more flowed into him… his mind going hazy as if the entire world was converging on him… and as the last bits of jam came into him, the last thing he knew was a thud and then the soft feel of grass before the world went black.
FIN.
@Nerdy_Creation@TheDarksSword@onion_bunny5@Spice0verl0rd [it slides towards him and immediately puts a hand on the bleeding wound. It's exterior platings quickly absorb some of the jam]
>SELF REPAIR COMPLETE
DISABLING UNNECESSARY FEATURES<
GOD. EVERYTHING STILL HURTS. THANKS FOR THE JAM BUT IT'LL ONLY LAST FOR A COUPLE MINUTES.
@TheDarksSword@onion_bunny5@Nerdy_Creation@Spice0verl0rd AND JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO CRUMBLE EVERYONE WITH THAT CABLE! PATHETIC.
[it revs up the attached chainsaw of the Sawed-On shotgun and punches it with the Knuckleblaster arm, sending it flying towards him]
FIGHT. BACK.
>WARNING: LOW BLOOD DETECTED
FUEL TANK STATUS: 49%<
@TheDarksSword@onion_bunny5@Nerdy_Creation@Spice0verl0rd [it uses the Alternate Jumpstart nailgun to fire a cable that attaches to Dark Choco's dough that begins charging an electric shock. Before starting to fire sawblades with the same weapon]
GOOD. I'LL FIND SOME JAM IN THAT SWORD OF YOURS WHEN I RIP IT OFF OF YOUR COLD DEAD HANDS.