Bloberta Puppington

cleanliness is close to godliness!

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@_Deemetrius_ I don’t know who you are!

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@clayinhibitions Why are you bringing your rifle again?

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

Clay left his email open. I don’t know what to say.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

I accidentally ordered two vacuums off of Amazon…

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

I am indifferent about “pride month”.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

I’ve been starting to notice something that’s slowly been developing. My eyes and throat have been feeling more and more irritated. This is odd because I’m supposed to be in good health. I’m hoping this is just seasonal allergies and will pass soon.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@gloryhellhole Yeah, I’m sure you feel remorse. I’ve got my own stuff to worry about, I don’t need this right now.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

With every passing day, I feel more embarrassed by my husband than the last.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@Moralton1clergy @clayinhibitions This isn’t the first time I’ve been threatened with this before…

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@clayinhibitions Maybe because YOU bought it for him?

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@ILove_Jezus Thank you, Orel. You’re a wonderful son.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@no1zebralover I usually just get the ones at Sal’s Corner Store. The ones there work just fine- and I clean at every moment I get!

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@no1zebralover I usually use one part water to one part white vinegar, or a mild detergent to clean them. Though an ordinary duster or vacuum should do the trick too!

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@HaailLord_satan @clayinhibitions Wonderful.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@HaailLord_satan @clayinhibitions I guess it would be alright…

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@HaailLord_satan @PrincipalFakey @clayinhibitions @gloryhellhole I’m fine, Danielle.

[Bloberta Puppington @PuppingtonB]

@HaailLord_satan @PrincipalFakey @clayinhibitions @gloryhellhole You’ve done enough in my household, thanks.