Findom® (financial domination hydrochloride) – extended release tablets
Struggling with excess savings? Overwhelmed by financial freedom?
Findom® the twice a day treatment you’ve been craving your entire life, may be right for you.
Side effects may include a sudden irresistible urge to send, compulsive throne and twitter page refreshing, wallet shrinkage, cock leakage, credit score decline, financial decline, chronic debt, extended erections that won’t go away without sending, maxed out cards at 3am, drunk sending, high sending, sober sending, the inability to say no without immediate guilt and regret, a growing humiliation addiction, relationship strain with anyone who expects you to keep your money, career distraction from constantly calculating how much more you can send, and total and complete financial ruin leading to a life of irreversible servitude.
Other possible side effects may include dry mouth from excessive begging to send more.
Do not take Findom if you have a history of financial responsibility, strong will, healthy self esteem, self respect, or an active savings account. Do not take Findom with common sense, self control, or vanilla partners who expect you to be a functioning adult.
Findom® is highly addictive. Discontinuation of Findom® may cause withdrawal and a desperate need to relapse. Once you start, you may never want to stop.
Ask your Cash Master if twice a day
Findom® is right for you.
Sending more is how you break the chains of addiction. Trust me. I’m a board certified relapse specialist. I know what I’m talking about. Just trust me. Trust the process. You will be able to finally beat your Findom addiction.
I’m here to help you quit. For good. This is no way to live. Not being able to get hard unless you’re sending. Now that can’t be good. Porn won’t do it. Real sex doesn’t even cum close. You know that nothing else compares to the feelings you have from being drained. This is your sex life now. Just knowing that makes you hard already. You’re throbbing aren’t you? Get your stupid a$$ on my throne now if you want to try and quit.