Michael Purchase

Well, well, well

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@prestonian1979 I thought I’d made up that it was on the football, possibly Super Sunday? Glad I’m not going mad

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@BCFC We’ve just won at Carrow Road on my stag weekend in Berlin. Might not see tomorrow. Bunch of legends

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@Iromg @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Or get the one an hour earlier…

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@anon_opin

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@ThatsSoVillage Tour match. We had 12, oppo had 10. Asked for a volunteer so I stuck my hand up. Got asked to open the batting chasing 190 in 35 overs. Hit 39 off 12 balls to get us off to a flyer. We won with 4 balls to spare. Don’t think our skipper was too thrilled

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@upthesteelers @anon_opin But how would you spell Hawaiian?

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@ThatsSoVillage Oppo broke two bails. We didn’t have enough replacements to hand so for the last 5 overs or so we had to transfer a bail from the non strikers end and play with 3

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@Wrexham_AFC Up the Semi Pro Blues

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@NoContextBrits 👋

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@secondtierpod @Crap90sFootball in 30 years time

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@DB_Bahn Hello, we will be in Cologne at 1807 off ICE 720 and according to your info the ICE 10 is cancelled. This leaves us with no way to get to Brussels. Can you please advise how we get there this evening? Thanks

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@DB_Bahn is the 1816 ICE 10 from Frankfurt to Brussels planning to run? We have to be in Brussels tonight and this appears to be our only option now due to the disruption. Thank you

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@ThatsSoVillage Scores level. Their bat creams one past mid on. They don’t run. It stops about a foot short of the rope and gets fielded. Next ball the lad holes out to mid wicket. We still got thumped but that was worth coming for on its own

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@UKLabour @gm6016 it’s happening

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It’s been a while. My legacy lives on

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Remember that time my pub had the best cask line up going #beaut

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@HarryMcDukesJnr At least we’ve won a few games of knockout football…

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@wallygridboy @Tom372 The driver taking them all the way to Edinburgh was already on at Toton, long day I reckon. I managed about half a mile in the back cab

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@Tom372 @wallygridboy Toton this morning. Was a nice surprise dealing with them

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@ThatsSoVillage We dropped 8 catches, then chasing 154 knocked them off for 9 with the last wicket still needing 15 to win. Still not sure how we pulled it off

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I’ve had worse Monday lunchtimes