Christian

My personal little hell hole

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Bitches be like- “I don’t play hard to get” then act like this #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #stingfish

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Petition for simp protection, please provide your information below☺️

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

It costs 0 dollars and zero sense to hype your friends up

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

I know where the real power lies

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Currently addressing waitstaff as Sir/Ma’am, and calling management by their first names

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

I don’t see color- but that doesn’t stop me from being a raging racist

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

@AppleMusic let me arrange my playlists by newest to oldest

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

I have (1) friend and they are a constant burden

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

If the love of my life dosent dance to “You Make My Dreams” half naked with me in our tiny apartment then I don’t want love

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

More will follow and I refuse to apologize

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Sam diegao

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Love me a thicc bitch

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Why have we been calling it sex, when we coulda been calling it Cupcake Piping this whole time

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Just canceled my flight Bc I lost my head phones

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

People be like “this is such a mood” then go on a 12 mile run

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Then person who said not to cry over spilled milk has obviously never spilled a glass of milk

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

Watch out ladies I’ll break your niko niko heart

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

A tik tok

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We really be letting lime bust all over our chicken like that

[Christian @Purdieboy0]

“Let’s get this bread young Kings” I tweet from the Arby’s bathroom. I wipe my tears away with a slice of roast beef