tito paco

back by unpopular demand: me

old @ was @/putonesco

[tito paco @pureflction]

Give it your all.

As long as you do that, I won't mock
whoever the loser may turn out to be.

« #FGORP ⋅ #FateRP ⋅ #MythRP ⋅ #MVRP »

[Gat0w @HeyItsGat0w]

gudako's abuse goblin

[tito paco @pureflction]

If you can dodge my bullets, you can dodge a ball. And other bullets.

( You earned three badges! )

See? Easier than Olga Marie's fuckass quests. I am so generous.

[—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @ShepherdMagus]

You already shoot without warning. Anyways I'll take three.

[tito paco @pureflction]

"Hell yeah. I love your brain, one for each side. I hope you can cock AND pussy this month!!!"

[Pit Steelland @Earthshxper]

"I'll take two bi pins please."

[tito paco @pureflction]

Seriously? You gonna say that to my face on PRIDE month????

[berse-care. @UNYIELDINGMlND]

I'm not a lesbian, either。

[tito paco @pureflction]

Panera Bread, bring back the lemonade that fucking kiIIs you

[Canary @sweetlilcanary]

Starbuck stopped selling blackberry lemonade last year

[tito paco @pureflction]

I thought you were a lesbian.

[berse-care. @UNYIELDINGMlND]

I don't identify as gay, though, so it is not applicable to me。

[tito paco @pureflction]

Gay pins for everyone. If I don't see you with one I'm gonna assume that you are -phobic so I have to shoot you.

Purchase here now before I realize you don't have one.

[tito paco @pureflction]

@InWolfsCIothing The fuck you mean what kind. The fucking vanilla one, the generic one, idk - garlic flavored???

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they should allow me to kill indiscriminately

[tito paco @pureflction]

i uh

just saw the fanarts

well, they're definitely living up to the name holy shit

[tito paco @pureflction]

what the hell. first thing i learned when i got back.

the blowjob brothers, dick and johnson

[cav empty @cavempty_]

me to the man tied up in my basement: you don’t think im a bad person for doing this do you? do you hate me? you can tell me id rather just know..

[띠초 @IMMORTAL_TT]

동물의왕국(진짜)

[tito paco @pureflction]

you aint a man until you get married and leave my house!

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a rate limit. a rate limit. a rate limit with rats. they put me in a rate limit with rate limited rats. rate limited rats? i hate rate limited rats. they make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once.

[tito paco @pureflction]

Forget the money, wheres the phone made in china