Emily Bee

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@BigMeanInternet Lmaoo this is so funny. My dad was kinda the opposite. He was always shocked when I knew songs from the 50s and 60s because he didn’t realize they were still all over pop culture. We’d be at the 50s novelty diner and me singing along with Elvis befuddled him. 😂

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@Goingbr0ke Why would that necessitate standing right on the conveyor? Back up until you see your bag.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@lurking2472 EMDR is not limited to eye movement. It can include different types of bilateral stimulation.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@BlkNaCl Aw I’m so sorry you lost your best friend. 💔I was the same way with my dog - like no, I don’t want another dog, I want her! 😭 They’re irreplaceable

Thought I’d never get another dog. I did eventually get a new guy but it took me 17 years. 15 years before I even considered it.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@mistah_boston She wasn’t being negative tho. She was saying she doesn’t fit a particular image, but she loves herself anyway. She did not say those women who fit that image were a problem or shouldn’t love themselves. The song was not like Stupid Girls, which was mean spirited.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@TAYMIN0 Nah, she just prefers intimacy where she doesn’t feel like she has to be somebody/something she’s not.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@alanfranklin This is some disingenuous bullshit. She grew up in Aurora, she’s not “from” NYC

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@sierrado0528 You can make a stock out of the tails and shells to add the flavor and just not overcook the shrimp tho

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@DeepNotShallow Pika plushies when? Please!

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@battymamzelle Family Law

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@BigK81916 @mindyisser We’re not all dying of second hand smoke exposure either. Not sure what your point is

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@mindyisser Do you wear a mask on the train? Liking free health care is great, but people would like to avoid being disabled by covid and nothing you’ve said here does that.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@ClickHere4Me Either way. They’re so small it shouldn’t matter.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@garvvee @LRSerling Immature doesn’t mean “bad” tho. I know people often use it negatively. But in this case I think they literally mean underdeveloped. That doesn’t mean bad, just means it needs some work and growth.

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@BirdCyclops I’m not quite turbo lol, but it’s not just NTs. I get people are trying to show sympathy, but often it comes across (unintentionally) as not quite listening and then moving to your own story. Also when my dad died, people shared their dad death trauma and it was awful actually 😭

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@SlowpokeNick5 Outside of Denver and Boulder, Colorado has a lot of very Repub areas. Don’t forget it’s the land of Lauren Bobert. If Julie Gonzales can win a state-wide race, it could indicate left candidates can do well outside of deep blue districts too

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@PetDoctorAngst It’s not just a haircut if it doesn’t grow back, you donut. And a cut is not the same as a shave. They asked for a cut!

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@MikeFellman In my neighborhood it’s resulted in vacant storefronts and only big, national chains in the non vacant spots. From my perspective, it suckkkkks

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@kushypussy I now get what you meant, but it’s because you didn’t specify wild sheep and just said “their” wool in response to a comment about domesticated sheep. Just made it a lil confusing. 😊

[Emily Bee @PurpleDildos]

@CHEWY_BRICK It’s from Seinfeld. That’s David Putty and he just sits and stares ahead on flights.