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[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@MafiaMasshole I wouldn’t be surprised if this tweet shows up in a filing to recuse 🤣

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@TheSpiciestLRQ Animal crossing is so peaceful

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@TheSpiciestLRQ EARL! EARL! EARL! 💗💗

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@NoodleMom1983 @mtorringaffney 🤣🤣🤣

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

https://t.co/vZ7iotcXR6

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@bishalot Can tb see impounded info with that lawyers login he has?

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

You know what’s genuinely exhausting? Watching a judge actually do his job - enforce the rules, demand affidavits when impounded private info gets blasted online, tell the attorneys to quit playing to the social media peanut gallery, and suggest they maybe, just maybe, agree on a way to keep discovery from turning into tomorrow’s viral circus - and then seeing the Karen Read mob scream “CORRUPT JUDGE!!!” like he just set the courthouse on fire.

Bro. He’s not rigging anything. He’s trying to keep this trial in the damn courtroom where it belongs instead of letting it devolve into another reality show spectacle. He literally read them the rules and admonished them for the twitter lawyering. That’s not bias, that’s basic judicial hygiene. But no. To the FKR crowd, any adult in the room who refuses to let the mob run the show is automatically compromised. The mental gymnastics are olympic level at this point. They’re not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore - they’ve hooked it up to an IV drip and chased it with conspiracy espresso.

I’m so tired of people who claim to want “justice” turning around and torching every institution that tries to deliver it the old-fashioned way: with evidence, procedure, and a little dignity. If following the rules makes him corrupt, then what the hell does actual corruption look like to you people? A get out of jail free card and a parade?

The delusion is strong, the copium is industrial strength, and the lack of self-awareness is truly something to behold. Touch grass. Read the order. Maybe log off for five minutes. The courtroom isn’t twitter, and thank God for that.

End rant. For now.

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@bishalot What a whiny man!

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

I have to admit, this is extraordinarily amusing.

[Dixie Normus @DixieNormu95224]

The after hours menu....

[Masshole Mafia @MafiaMasshole]

Turtleboy "Drama-Free Update" 6.30.2026
Kearney defends racist cop's texts. Obsesses over @DixieNormu95224, Jessica Machado, and Meredith O'Neil. Ignores @RealNurseKim's resignation letter. Lies about Karen Read recording, shares impounded materials and further implicates himself in the wrongful death leak, despite no one knowing for sure what it even was.
Enemies cried about: 7
Journalisms done: 0
Docuseries sold: 0

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[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@TeamFUKR This will not bode well. Their ship is sinking 😁

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

If CERN is turning off the large Haldron Collider at 8PM, How long will it take for the cornocopia to reappear?

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@TeamFUKR

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@TeamFUKR Listening to Earl narrating is my new favorite pastime

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@TeamFUKR What an absolute nutjob.

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@TeamFUKR At least someone is finally being held accountable and I’m here for it.

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@TeamFUKR The requirement is he has to clean his room. He’ll never get that inheritance!

[PurrrlockHolmes @PurrrlockHolmes]

@TeamFUKR Is it bad im intrigued to see exhibits