My Girlfriend Made Me Get This

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[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@Fritolay I just opened a bag of dill chips and every single one just has salt on it. I don't tweet except maybe once every couple of months but this has hurt me more then anything else in my life. I don't think I can live on like this knowing that my ships may be flavorless.

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[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@xidaxpcs @MommaRogers13 the game I want

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@Maverik got your swag box today and saw it had a tote bag. Wanted to see how much weight it could hold and safe to say it could hold at least 20 pounds. Daughter approves 10/10 👌

[FOX 13 News Utah @fox13]

Park City looks like the inside of a snowglobe this morning! This cold storm is continuing to pass through Utah but the snow should stay in the mountains. STORM FORECAST: https://t.co/zPAL9NbkiG 📸: Susi Keller Lynch and Scott Horsington

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@disney you should really make sure whoever is doing your subtitles picks better words. Monsters university has a slur in it's subtitles.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

Never get an ac recharge done at @Valvoline they will charge it up to 120 psi tell you it's good. Then when you finally realize it was over charged they tell you damn that sucks, figure it out yourself. Had to use them because my normal mechanic was out of the shop, never again.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@ridgewallet Gonna add a b to the name and start fixing the bridges in America?

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[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@ElijahKFoster @Eden_Gorey @sheriff282 @KUTV2News It also means loving them

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@GoodwinKleo @Deb87051903 @KUTV2News So the video of her doing that was... fake 🤔

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@Walmart Or here me out, don't force people to work with broken equipment and ruin their lives. That's a thought. Also maybe have a better line of communication with the store instead of having to call the store line and also maybe pay workers comp.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

Did you guys know that even if your employer is responsible for your injury they can deny yours workers comp. Gotta love @walmart for causing me a life long injury and giving me the middle finger. That's what I get for trying to support my family no matter what I guess.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

Why is this tweet at 3 in the morning you ask. Well I don't get to sleep much now due to the pain in my neck and shoulder. I have to pass out from exhaustion before I end up asleep. It's been a fun life and I'm not at all salty about this at all as you can tell.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@Venmo @micah-rogers-0

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@robtax5 @pam3213 @TimRunsHisMouth It doubled during Obamas presidency. So does that make him bad?

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@emilyyscco Because my pigs gotta breath.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@Andrew_BSanders @MikeTango22202 @RandyDaytona92 @thebradfordfile I mean both were stupid. One was more detrimental to the common man though soo...

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@MikeTango22202 @RandyDaytona92 @thebradfordfile You... you do know that the people have a right to let the government know they are overstepping. Granted I don't think it was necessary but it's better than burning down cities and hurting people that can't afford it. But I'm just a guy who hates big Corp and big gov.

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@MoistCr1TiKaL When I was young I could sleep on my side. I sleep on my side now and I detached my colon

[My Girlfriend Made Me Get This @Pushoverguy]

@chronicillenial Eh... what's that sweetie. Sorry my hearing aids wear turned down. You want to go see the illuminati goerge. Well I don't know much about that. Back in my day the illuminati were evil but if that's what you want maybe for your birthday. Here's a peppermint. 🍬