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" 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘤 𝘰 𝘮 𝘧 𝘰 𝘳 𝘵 𝘻 𝘰 𝘯 𝘦 "

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

" 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝘸𝘦'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 "
❂ descendants oc
❂ adventure boi
❂ son of rapunzel and eugene fitzherbert
❂ ships with chem
❂ penned by #𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺 https://t.co/

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

… you’re not wrong but—

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

where did you think you get it from?

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

Dad, why are you always so chaotic

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

nnnnnnnnope——

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

should i even ask what’s going on at this point?

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

@BLVCKNAlLS { proud of you ❤️ }

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

{ uhhhhh hi }

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

this family is chaos.

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

Maybe I /should/ move out.
My room can turn into the nursery

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

dad… look at how many kids you have… or well, will have

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

no

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

hey dad, may i suggest a vasectomy?

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

FUCKING TRIPLETS???

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

Let me try next time, dad

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

IT WAS THE SPATULA'S FAULT! 😭

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

/Another/ sibling—?

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

i…
i can’t believe you

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

I WAS FLIPPING THE PANCAKE, AND IT SMUDGED MY PERFECT NOSE!

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

DAD YOU CAN’T EVEN DRAW YOUR OWN NOSE?

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

LOOK. IT'S THE SPATULA'S FAULT

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

…

was the nose accurate, though?

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

tried to make a pancake with my face drawn but it ended up looking like a nightmare material

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

( to: dad )

💬: what do you mean you’re not coming home?
💬: dad?
💬: what happened while i was gone?

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

( to: calum )

💬 : no one's around? they're probably just.. somewhere.
💬 : and you need not to worry about me, son. i'm not coming home ever again, but do know that i love you, your mother, our family, more than anything else in this world. always have and always will.

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

( to: dad )

💬: it doesn’t look like anyone’s home so I don’t know how anyone is.

💬: why nevermind? where are you?

[ᅠ … ᅠ𝓯𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕、𝒆.ᅠ @thievingrider]

( to: calum )

💬 : oh
💬 : hello, and welcome back son. how was your camping trip? and how were your siblings? your mother?
💬 : actually forget i asked that.
💬 : i hope you're doing well and i missed you, tremendously.

[c a l u m @pushyourIimits]

( texts @thievingrider )

💬: Dad? I just got home. What’s going on?