Mr Patrik Andersson Man

follow me on my journey of failures

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JaqubAjmal yes, mostly when i'm exhausted, i lay in bed and play my games, then all of the sudden, i wake up, see i've died in the game or have wandered off to god knows where

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@GUROSCREAM I showde u my pinis pls respond

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JackLarsson I need to be able to alt+tab fast to look at pictures of cats

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

Pretty sure The lost gods DLC for fenyx rising is the worst dlc i've ever played.

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JaqubAjmal Shit was cash

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JackLarsson

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

Halo 4: my wife is dead.
Halo 5: my wife is back and crazier than ever.
Halo 6: my wife killed herself in a failed suicide attempt.
#HaloTheSeries : my wife gets cucked.

Cortana sure has had a rough go of it these last few years

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@Alex0nFelix @Wowhead Nähä du!

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@Alex0nFelix @Wowhead Time to uninstall

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JackLarsson Omg, Jeff killed him

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

The #HaloSeries deals psychological damage to me every week. But I am enjoying it.
It's extremely well made.
@schreiber_pablo is doing an amazing job.
sometimes i just have to fight the old halo nerd in me that goes "that's not how it's supposed to be!". But that's a me problem

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JackLarsson you see, one has no number in it and the other one does

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@bittergurkan81 Trodde du gillade att gå på bio med mig :(

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@bittergurkan81 Du är len

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@adamkovic @penguinusa It ends with Cortana saying "no, John. You are the Aliens"
And then John was a aliens

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@bittergurkan81 Nä

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

netflix show idea:
a hells kitchen like show, but instead of going to restaurants and fixing them, I go to triple A studios and tell them their story sucks and try to fix them

[Mr Patrik Andersson Man @puttenutt]

@JaqubAjmal

[Turtle Rock Studios @TurtleRock]

11 herbs and spices, and still no taste.

[Rap God @twomad]

ignore the cracked phone and magnificent phsique